Our last day was Monday and we had a busy schedule. We had a content exchange shoot early with a black guy. It was OK, but not great. Alexis sent out the 911 to anyone else free to shoot content that day but did not get any takers. Down the lights came and the camera in the bag. That’s a wrap on shooting.

With a bunch of packing to do an boxes to ship back we put our minds to that. Janet and Steve Mason joined us for an early dinner (Mexican) and we had a great time chilling a bit after. Following their departure we finished packing and went to bed.

The next day was travel day and we got were awakened extra early, 6:37 AM precisely, to the BEEP, BEEP, BEEP of the construction dudes. Since we were up and didn’t have to leave until 9:30 we snuck in an extra visit to the Bagel place. We also shipped out last box from the UPS store.

Janet and Steve arrived to shuttle us to the airport and check in lines were a bitch. Alexis having big titties has it’s advantages as we generally walk up to the First Class line and get by. The flight to ATL was great and we love Delta’s entertainment in the headrest of the seat. I watched Star Trek and she watched The Soloist. Both get A+ ratings. The fuckwad behind me was taking quizzes all trip and was nailing the back of my seat pressing his answers. So I have whiplash from that.

Our layover in ATL was only supposed to be 75 minutes, but it didn’t work out. We had a 2 hour delay on top of that for scheduled repairs. If they were scheduled, why say the flight is leaving at a certain time? Hello?
I ate Wendy’s and she ate Atlanta Bread Company. When the plane did get off it was uneventful and we walked in the door of our house about Midnight to the sounds of our angry old cat, who bitched at us for leaving her behind. She doesn’t really meow, it’s more of a quack actually.

Travel tip: When you go coast to coast, always take a 3 mg melatonin when you go to bed upon arrival. Helps reset your body clock.

We woke up to a glorius morning. NO BEEP! Only Heron’s, Frogs, Birds. We have to say after so long in LA we had forgotten the sky was BLUE. The colors were so vivid outside it was like looking at an HD TV. Here is an analogy for you. Everyone has see The Wizard of Oz. That starts off in Black and White, then goes to Color. That’s how it was. Nice. And we could breath so easily and smell the outside. We could breathe the air instead of gasping for it.

Hey, we live here!

Another rant. Is it Halloween year round in LA? What the fuck? Can’t the people in that city restrict dressing up like vampires and dead people to one time period a year?

Our sympathy to you people who live in an environment like that all the time. ESCAPE WHILE THERE IS STILL TIME I SAY, ESCAPE!!

Today we are unpacking and getting resettled. Eating at my favorite BBQ place is mandatory. Then tomorrow we hit the beach.

Hey, listen to Zac Brown “Toes” on YouTube. I will have “my toes in the water, ass in the sand, not a worry in the world, cold beer in my hand, life is good today, life is good today!” In fact it you don’t know Zac Brown also listen to “Chicken Fried” and “Whatever it Is”. For the record that’s my kind of music, not Alexis’.

I will be doing one more blog update with totals of dicks, how much pussy I got and other details of the trip. Then handing things back over to the boss, Ms. Alexis Golden herself.

We had a great day planned, up early and went to the Western Bagel for the last time. They are closed tomorrow and we won’t have time on departure day. I will miss the Western Bagel.

Back to the apartment and watched a little football. It’s very odd for a east coast person to see football games on so early. But I guess you get used to it. We were too excited to sit inside waiting for Martin and Vickie so we headed down to the pool to wait. It’s fucking HOT in this valley. Plus with no breeze and concrete, this old man sought shade.

We did a picnic down by the pool with Weiler’s leftovers, tasty as usual. We had hoped to start our party time at 4 PM. I know, a bit early, especially since we used to start partying at Midnight. But age takes its toll and 4 PM is now our time. Early Bird Partying, just like dinner. We do live in Florida you know, aka “God’s Waiting Room”.

Unfortunately our friends were held up and couldn’t get here until 5, so we had to be patient. But then traffic held them up further and they didn’t arrive until after 6. We rushed downstairs for big hugs but…. Awwww Poop….. No Vickie. And Martin looked like he was hit by a bus. What the? They had been bitten by the party bug from the night before. Other friends of theirs got them first and used them all up. Vickie was not feeling well and didn’t come at all. Poor Alexis was crushed as she was super excited to see her.

Martin had done the noble thing and come up to visit, but he was a dead man walking and held on for only a few hours before we sent him back to get some sleep. Oh, well, like I said earlier in the blog about not getting things you want, “waddya gonna do?” Sometimes you get too excited expecting something and then you don’t get it and you’re sad. I’m used to being disappointed but I try to make it so Alexis is not. Nothing I could do about this one. Hopefully there will be a next time to see Martin and Vickie. But to get all the stars to align like this again is not something likely. We sadly watched a little TV and then off to bed early, which is a good thing I guess in the long run.

Anyway the plan for the final day in town is to shoot a solo content trade with Deep Threat at 11 AM. Then I will pack up the boxes, ship them home from the UPS store and have a late lunch/early dinner with Steve Mason, Janet’s hubby while Alexis packs the suitcases.

We are then up bright and early to go home via the Mason Taxi Service. Janet and Steve Mason Proprietors. We won’t be back to LA until next February at the earliest, so this is my next to last blog entry. I’ll do one when we get back that covers the last day and the trip home. I will also give you a final tally on the number of dicks Alexis had on the trip. Plus, the number of time the Porn Chick’s Hubby, aka me, got any in the 16 days. If the plane doesn’t make it this will be the last blog entry.

Beep, Beep, Beep.

After yesterday’s Monster Cock Adventures, we get set to shoot content. Alexis had called her favorite Make Up Artist, the lovely Claudia, to come in and do her magic. During make up, new friends Rick and Montana Skye stopped by to take a look at the condo complex. She has done some shooting as well so google her name. We look forward to seeing them again.

Sinnamon Love made her first appearance with us and we couldn’t have been more pleased. As a porn chick she is smokin’ hot! As a regular woman even more wonderful. She brought all her latex wear and domme gear. Very heavy to carry in.

The first content shoot featured Sinnamon as a Domme Chick using toys on the lovely Alexis. Not satisfied with the plastic variety, Sinnamon brings in a real life toy, Richard Mann. Richard and Sinnamon proceed to put Alexis through the paces. I have to admit I’ve always wanted to see a black couple put it to Alexis and I throughly enjoyed this shoot. I would have preferred to watch and having 3-5 more guys would have been nice too. Hehehehe!

After using Alexis in various positions Richard popped in Alexis’ mouth and Sinnamon and she shared the cum. Very, very nice!

Unfortunately Sinnamon had to leave and Richard and Alexis just started going at it in the bedroom. Which was fine with me, so I got the camera rolling to catch the action. Just to be funny Alexis compared Richard’s favorite Chocolate treat to her favorite Chocolate treat. See the pictures.

It wasn’t long before Alexis was calling for anal. Now as you can see, that’s a BIG COCK. I wouldn’t even say big, I’d say MONSTER! That’s why any self respecting camera guy and husband (me) keeps there pants on during this kind of shoot. No sense causing laughter.

Well my girl hadn’t had a MONSTER cock in her ass for awhile, so it was slow going at first. But once he got in there he was exploring places he hasn’t been to before. Balls Deep and Alexis calling out for him to “Fuck it Like a Pussy”.

And that he did, for almost an hour. Wait till you see this vid. It was AWESOME. If there are better anal scenes or girls that do anal I’m going to have to see it for proof.

Cum shot, anal creampie of course, with ATM as well. Nasty stuff.

After the shoot we went off to eat at our favorite Deli. When we got home we chatted on skype with our friends from Miami, Melva and Itzy. Melva likes to show her titties on web cam, but in person she’s just a big tease. After that we were off to bed.

Next day is a pool day and visit from our friends Martin and Vickie from NY. We didn’t know they were going to be in LA as the same time as us and we haven’t seen them in over a year, so this will be super fun. In fact Martin had just called in on the Playboy Radio show and talked to Alexis on the phone. This is like a big bonus and we’ve been looking forward to seeing them since before we got here!

When the alarm went off at 7 AM we thought it was just the construction outside, so we didn’t bother to turn it off. It wasn’t until later we realized the mistake. Oops.

Today I take Alexis over to be impaled by Lexington Steele. This is her first shoot with him and she’s very excited. I actually knew Lex by another name 15 years ago when he was part of a swing group in NY called The Gentle Giants. Got her to Lex’s house at 8 AM and waited to hear from her. Unfortunately the reception in his house wasn’t good, so no consistent updates on what was happening. I’d just have to wait patiently like a good boy until she was done.

I was very pleased when she was done at Noon. Now that’s efficiency. A 4 hour shoot. After picking her up the dirty details of the shoot came out. After make up and hair, Lex picked out her outfit, leopard print bra and panties, with black stockings. Nice! Check out the pic. They took pretty girl pics out by the pool, then back in to start to vid shoot. Alexis was playing the maid cleaning. As you know, all maids wear garters and stockings. Lex came in and bent her over the pool table and stuck her with his massive pole. The rest is kind of a blur to Alexis as they went back and forth from his couch to the pool table. There was a lot of making out and kissing, and of course she put her patented reverse cowgirl on him. She had warned him to eat his Wheaties, and it appeared he did.

The cum shot was a great one as she was riding him regular cowgirl and as he was about to come she dismounted and he shot a load in her mouth, on her tits and all over her face. Lex is known for his nice creamy loads. Of course she cleaned it all up!

Alexis chilled with Lex awhile as I was delayed getting the “done” message. He set her up for the next shoot and Alexis was pleased with her new friend!

I dropped Alexis off at the apartment and was off to get her next foot long black dick, Richard Mann. He was shooting with Luscious Lopez, who I was happy to meet in person. We fought the 101 back in Friday afternoon traffic and I set him up in his hotel. I went back to get Alexis to take her to the hotel to blow Richard.

We haven’t seen Richard in about 2 years and he was definitely happy to see Alexis. After chatting for awhile to catch up Alexis started working on her hobby, sucking cock. She had an issue with Richard lying on his back because his cock is so long and straight. She called it “Tall” as he was on his back. Seems it hurts the neck to suck it in that position. I know Richard had missed her oral skills as he took full advantage of the situation. I think he was holding back on cumming so she would keep sucking his dick. Finally, she said the magic words, “I want to eat your cum” and that was all it took. He shot his load in her mouth, and then she spit it back out and played with it for me to see, then pushed it all back in her mouth and ate it.

I had my own problem in my pants and needed to get a bit of relief. So as soon as we got back we put the camera on the tripod to get a video blog entry. She was supposed to tell about her full day while I jerked off on her face. She didn’t get very far in the story before I made my creamy contribution. I was lightheaded and had to sit down.

Alexis went in to shower and wash the cum from 3 different men from her hair. Almost 2 FEET of Black Cock! Now that’s great day! We watched some tube and got some rest after that in preparation of the next days orgy and anal scene.

Sadly, we are getting near to our trips end. But always remember, it’s not how you start, it’s how your finish! And we hope to finish strong, especially now that we’re into the part of the trip where I have my fun! Sunday’s activity is a question mark right now. We’d like to do a “practice” Travel MILF shoot in Richard’s room since he’s here. Plus we owe Johnny Castle a content shoot. Monday is for fun so I’m hoping Jack Napier, Jack Corvous or Lexington Steele (or all three!) come over for a little off camera booty to close out the trip.

If you had to pick one of those three for her close out her trip with, who would it be? Off to charge batteries.

It’s always nice when you’re awakened by Janet Mason. How many guys in the world would love to walk around in your boxer shorts with Alexis Golden and Janet Mason in your place. Life is good!

The girls were up bright and early to head to the Penthouse shoot. For the first time ever, Alexis and Janet were going to the same location, so they got to car pool. Imagine the commotion on the 101 as these two porn chickies zip by.

A tough commute led to a big day with FOUR Super Hot girls in the house. Clara G, Tanya Tate, Janet and Alexis. Wow! I’ll give the short version of the day. Hair, Make up, Wardrobe, Stills, Video. Repeat four times. Now I know I’m in the minority on this, but girl-girl sex isn’t my thing. Sorry. If you want to talk about girl girl sex then get your own blog page. Alexis will bring chicks over and they are making out and I’m turning on sports center. No shit. Strap-on’s, toys, kissing and grinding, dress up, make up. No impact. But if you like that sort of girlie thing, then you’d have loved today. I’m one that likes to see fucking and sucking. Dirty stuff. And a sexy, couples style Penthouse shoot is nice and all, but if there weren’t any cum shots…umm…I’m out. I guess the best part for me is she ended up in a hot shower scene with British Babe Tanya Tate. When I kissed Alexis when she got home she tasted a bit like Tanya, if you know what I mean. hehehe.

I’ll put up a couple of hot pics. And then talk about what’s next. That’s about 11 inches of what’s next. After a LONG wait, she’ll get a LONG one. Lexington Steele awaits. This will be her first black guy of the trip, which sucks when your site is supposed to be based on interracial sex. But better late than never. Alexis was mouthing off to Lex to “eat his wheaties” because she say’s, “I’m gonna tear you up”. Which is probably true, but she’s been fucked by a bunch of huge cocks the last 10 days, so we’ll see who wears who out. Keep your fingers crossed for some good pics of his pole in her mouth.

We’re getting into the part of the trip that is FUN FOR ME! I actually get to see and do something besides eat! After Lex fucks her, then I’m going to pick up our good friend Richard Mann. I’m going to set him up in a cheap motel and send Alexis over to suck his dick. It’s been a long time since she’s seen Richard. A nice hot BJ scene with her patented cum eating is in order to start off the festivities. I have my doubts she can suck his cock without fucking him, but we’ll see if she has the restraint to just blow him. I may just send her over by herself so she can practice her Travel MILF filming. This is when she’ll meet guys while she’s on travel fuck them and film from the tripod. Better practice with someone you know first, don’t you think?

Maybe she’ll stay there awhile and I’ll come back and get her later. Or maybe not if there is a good game on TV. But she can’t wear her pussy out as we have a big orgy coming next day with the sexy Sinnamon Love, Johnny Castle, Deep Threat and Richard. That’s a lot going on there. And after the orgy, it’s just going to be her and Richard in an Anal extravaganza until the hard drive is full of footate. That’s 120 gigs, so that’s a LOT of Ass Fuckin’!!

Alexis first Penthouse shoot was really super exciting for both of us. There was just a different feel to this day. After my morning bagel we took off for the Laurel Canyon area. With an 11 AM call time we hoped to avoid traffic, but that was not the case.

Alexis was really into communicating today because it was such a cool place. I felt just like I was there all day long! Which is nice when you’re home eating Froot Loops. BTW, who knew that Froot Loops was spelled with two oo’s and not a ui? Wow! I’ve been eating Froot Loops for 51 years and never knew. Dumb azz.

The shoot location was a house decorated in a Moroccan theme. We’ll put up some live vid clips on her YouTube account later. There should have been hookah pipes on the tables.

For her pretty girl shots they used her own clothes. The photographer was excellent and the style of photos was most definitely Penthouse quality. It was excellent as they had club music playing and a great vibe in the house. Alexis did a few promos shots for Penthouse HD and also a teaser strip session. After the pretty girls pics they had a full catered lunch brought in.

Next up was getting ready for her BG sex scene. They made her up as a Middle Eastern Chick, with Jewels on her head, around her waist etc. Think “I Dream of Jeannie” with bigger titties.

She met her Co-Star and quickly found out he had a more than Premium Dick. You see she doesn’t want to be surprised on camera when she encounters a guys dick. If it’s just a regular dick and she found that out with the camera on her, then the look of disappointment would be obvious. So my girl will go over off camera and do a little personal investigating pre-shoot. To her great pleasure, she found a rock hard, fat, long cock ready to be utilized. Her co-star was a new Penthouse Contract dude with the stage name Jack Corvous. Remember him. He’s only 20, so he is exactly half Alexis’ age. Can you say “Cougar”? He was very thin, which always makes a guys cock look even larger. The estimate of cock size is 10”. This is incredible for a white guy.

She said her pussy was soaked sucking his dick off camera and she got scolded (again) by the director for working the dude over before the shoot.

The Fuck Scene had no set up. She was on the bed and up the stairs he came. He came over to the bed and sucked on her toes and feet. He loved the way she sucked his cock (who doesn’t) and when he fucked her, they went at it hard. Jack said he doesn’t encounter many girls who can take his cock and didn’t want to hurt Alexis. She said to him “hurt me with what?” hehehehe.

Jack put up the good effort and they both were sweaty messes. Penthouse is nice in that during breaks some assistant runs over with a towel and cleans Alexis off while another dude holds a fan on her.

Oh, Penthouse shoots both soft and hard core. So during the soft core shooting, they fuck like normal people, not opening up for the awkward porn style shots. Once again Alexis got in trouble while on top of Jack as she was riding his hard prick way, way after the Director yelled cut.

The cum shot was a great one. He was titty fucking her and shot a major load in her mouth and over her face. She pushed the load in her mouth, savored it, spit it out a bit, then pushed it back in and ate his cum. Alexis did her usual and after the shot continued to finish the job. I know most of the fake porn girls want the cum wiped off just as soon as they cut, but Alexis will eat all the rest of the cum, then go and suck the guys cock to squeeze out the last drops, while looking her conquest in the eyes. Just like she does in real life. And the camera is never on. The crews are amazed because they never see women that love it like she does. But that’s what they get when a shoot happens with a real swinger and real Cougar. She said he had extra tasty cum and would definitely like to fuck Jack just for fun so she can get another taste of him. I say bring him over. She is trying to score some off camera “Fuck for Fun” dick on Monday since it’s her last day in town. Volunteers?

Also, following the scene and after she cleaned up the cum and Jack’s cock, the Director comes over to a sweaty Jack laying on the bed exhausted and says, “Jack, you’ve just become a man”. Alexis said she’ll decide when he can call himself a man and that further lessons are needed!

She packed quickly and out the door to fight traffic. She had gobs of cum in her hair when she got in the car. Unfortunately she had to get to the mall to shop for some wardrobe for the next day. The 101 was blocked so we fought Ventura all the way from Sherman Oaks up to past Encino. She went into the mall to shop with the cum still in her hair. I thought it was pretty sexy actually, but then I’m a sick fuck.

The great news is she took a cock pic!! I am very excited and it is Christmas for me!! Since I promised you yesterday the Byron Long pic from a previous shoot I am putting up two pics. The white one is Jack, the black one is Byron. Duh. And yes that pic of Byron is REAL. And yes she took it balls deep in her ass.

Off to bed early, Janet will be here to pick her up at 7 AM for another Penthouse/Danni.com Shoot. I think they are in a scene together. I don’t think they know what they’re in for with both Alexis and Janet on the same set. Two real Cougars? OMG!

Alexis was excited about this days shoot. It was with one of her favorites, Cougars in Heat. Not only are they cool people to shoot with, but she is in her true element. As you know, my woman is a real life Cougar/Swinger/MILF, so no acting will be involved.

Call time was 10 AM. But as you know by now there is no sleeping in where we are staying. In fact I was up at 3 AM as a huge water tanker came to the construction site and they loaded up the smaller water trucks that spray down the dust.

We arrived on time, as we always do, and went inside the shoot house. Our pal Bobby Gonzalez was there. He comes up from San Diego to shoot for his Cougars site. Same camera guys as last time, so my woman was very happy. I visited with Bobby for awhile then back to the apartment.

I got a text from Richard Mann, saying he wanted to come to LA for the weekend. He is of 11 inch black cock fame. We are in dire need of web site content and Alexis really gets off on his dick, so I hooked him up with travel and now we have a sex filled Saturday and Sunday to look forward to.

Now get this. Alexis will be shooting with Lexington Steele on Friday morning. Then Jack Napier is penciled in for a little afternoon delight. That one is not on camera, they just like fucking each other. Fucking for Fun. Or, FFF as we like to call it. Then Richard comes in on Saturday. That’s a LOT of meat. More like tunneling with those poles. You know what, she’ll want more. No kidding. That’s my girl!

They had two girls in front of Alexis at the shoot house, so things got backed up a bit. She got to visit with TJ Cummings again from Sunday’s shoot. And she waited for Johnny Castle to show up as well. He would be her co star.

While this was going on I went to Jerry’s Famous Deli on Ventura. Not too bad, but not nearly as good as Weiler’s. Plus it’s really over priced.

Eventually they did start her shoot and she burned it up! She can do reverse cowgirl like no other. In fact, I think they should name the position after her. She told me she’d be done at 5:00, so I left about 5:45. When I pulled up to the house I could hear those sounds. I parked and walked down the street to see just how far I could hear her fucking. It was a LONG way. And the house directly across the street had full sound effects. Funny!

I sent a text to my friend Bobby and he let me in. I watched the final part but couldn’t really see the cum shot as Johnny’s ass was in my way. We got out about 7 PM, which was the longest day she’s ever had on set, including features. Unfortunately we had to cancel our content shoot, so we’re are really striking out with that area this trip.

Pictures?? Sorry boys, got nothing. But to keep you happy, I will present some re-runs. Pictures she took at other shoots for me to enjoy. The one above she took during a break in shooting with young boy toy Rocco Reed. He ultimately fucked her ass. Next update I have a hot one with HUGE Byron Long. I’m liking the re-run schedule.

One of the major negatives of a day long shoot is that when she gets home she is bushed. I was a bit frisky and was waving a boner around at her head while she was on the couch but I didn’t get a taker. Maybe if I turned on a bright light? Maybe that would work. Nah…. So I put her to bed, watched some sports center and ate anything resembling chocolate. I’m too lazy to jack off, so I’ll let it accumulate. It should be a big one when I let it go, it’s been over a week.

Next up. Penthouse. Those types of companies have snacks. Maybe even cupcakes! She can fill up her purse for me. The bad news is that it will be a really long day again as the shoot is near downtown LA. Actually she shoots for Penthouse two days in a row, so she’ll be out on her feet by the time I get her back home both days.

Hmmm….. Let’s figure this out sex wise. Friday/Saturday/Sunday is the Lexington Steele, Jack Napier and Richard Mann period. I would jump in the fray with Jack and/or Richard since those aren’t pro shoots, but I don’t want to whip out my standard issue wing wang when there are foot long dongs in the house. Know what I mean? So I figure my best chance at popping my next load looks like Monday. Unless the big boys wreck her goods and put her out of order. A distinct possibility.

Thus the dilemma faced by Porn Chick’s Husband’s worldwide. What to do. What to do.

Is it wrong to jerk off on a sleeping woman’s face? What’s your vote?

Alexis call time was 1:00 PM, so we had hoped to sleep in. Unfortunately the perpetual alarm clock starts at 7 AM every day and goes off non-stop for 12 hours. beep, beep, beep. I’m starting to get a little postal and the lack of sleep is taking its toll.

She went for a go-see prior to the shoot and the guy definitely wants to book her next trip out. Headed over to the shoot, which is for Lethal Hardcore and the “Fuck my Mom and Me” Series. Her co-stars were Katie Summers and Mario Rossini. Unlike the day before, the shoot was very, very professional. She got to chat with Stoney Curtis, who runs Lethal. The whole process went very well and she had a great time. It helped that Mario had a premium sized cock. The girls could not touch each other during the shoot, so it was a bit awkward. The cum shot was over both girls faces.

While the shoot was going on I made the mistake of going to an alleged BBQ place on Topanga Canyon. What was I thinking? I had to throw most of it away and the rest left me quite rapidly when I got back to the apartment. When you are from the south, you don’t eat BBQ in California.

Sorry, no sex pics from this shoot to share again. You’ll have to be like me and use your imagination. That makes 0 for LA on sex shoot pics for us to see. For old times sake I put up a pic from an earlier pro shoot Alexis did with Billy Glide. Nice one!

NOTE: I’m going to have to renege on my earlier promise to provide a photo “Cock Gallery”. Which was supposed to be pics of all the cocks Alexis was with during this trip, preferably in her mouth. I got no pics. I could get the police sketch artist to come up with a drawing or something, but I don’t think it would have the same effect.

Alexis and I sat in the hot tub a bit, and then went over to the mall to grab a salad in the food court. Back to the apartment and called it a night. No excitement.

She shoots for Cougars in Heat next with a 10 AM call time. Funny it’s at the same house she went to for the go-see. Her co-star is Johnny Castle. The good news is I do have pics of his cock in her mouth I can put up. I took those myself at an earlier shoot.

As you Seinfeld fans know, Festivus is a time when one can air grievances. So here is some dirty laundry.

The “Life and Times of a Porn Chicks Hubby” returns with a report on a fucked up day. This may not be the most cheerful update but I tell it like it is people. So here goes.

Yes, people shoot porn on the Sabbath.

Alexis had a 10:30 AM call time for her Sunday shoot. That’s kind of late, so I guess the other people had to go to church first. The shoot was going to be a long one with a POV- BJ, Regular Sex Scene and 4 solo masturbation scenes. It was in a cool part of town, Bel Air. I looked for Will Smith to no avail. The location was nice, but the house was fucking cheesy as shit. Time warp to the 70’s. Shag carpet? Plus the owner had out on display pictures of his kids. I don’t want to see pictures of kids during a porn shoot. And beside that the kids were ugly.

The crew was nice, but the Director was a fucking skeeve ass scumball. The kind of fuck wad that gives porn a bad name. If I punched him in the face my hand would just slide off as he was such a greasy slime ass. He tried to add fucking to the POV BJ scene and add another BG photo shoot to an already long list. Plus he made himself talent for the POV, which was a joke as he was a scraggly ugly fucking old guy. We should have walked out. What a shit head. Alexis isn’t going to fall for such bullshit from anyone, but I pity a younger girl just off the bus who wouldn’t know any better and who would just do it. I’d like to send some of my NY friends, Vito and Tony to visit this prick. He’d be limping for quite some time.

OK here is a reality check for you. You think being a Porn Chick’s Hubby is all dirty pictures, vids, fucking and blowjobs? Sometimes absolutely, but other times you knock around the apartment with nothing to do and no idea about what’s going on, and anxiety sets in. Especially when you are on travel, you are alone and don’t know anyone. There are only so many bagels and hamburgers you can eat, or movies you can watch. I must admit I’m a bit stir crazy after being left out of most everything this past week.

You have to understand I don’t get to see jack shit from the shoots she does. The only way a Porn Chick’s Hubby is included is if she is kind enough to make it a priority to take some pictures/vid clips or send text messages. Basically, it’s keeping in touch with you while you’re alone, your lifeline as it were. Otherwise, you’re on your own Bubba. Then when she comes homes she can talk dirty about the stuff she did so the hubby can enjoy the activities as well. Create a mental image in your head to share with you what happened and to go along with her pics. If she doesn’t do it, then, well…you’re definitely as shit out of luck as one can get.

Unfortunately Alexis has been too busy all week to take any pics for me and as a result, I don’t have squat to look at from the shoots so far. Nothing to share on the blog with you either, so you lose out just like me, so hahaha yourself. Being a Porn Chick’s Hubby means being dead last on the priority list ….and it sucks for me. I can’t adequately convey how disappointing it is not to get one single picture of a dick in her mouth after over 19 hours on set over three days. Not one. I mean I know she loves to fool around off camera, so there was the opportunity. And one pic takes what, 3 seconds? But there isn’t anything I can do about it but remind her and whine. So waaa, waaa, waaa, waaa!

With no pictures/vids all week and no nasty text messages, I just stuff myself with food until I’m sick, combat Porn Chick’s Hubby anxiety (defined by my therapist as PCHA) and hope she comes home with something for me to enjoy. I wish I liked alcohol, but I can’t spare the brain cells. (NOTE: She did bring home a T Shirt for me from San Diego.)

I wandered around the apartment waiting to hear from her to check in and that things were OK. She finally sent a text after 5 hours saying things were boring and that the director was a skeevy slime. I waited another 2 hours and left to pick her up, since I wasn’t doing anything productive anyway. I think I need a cat or something here to have something to interact with while waiting for her to communicate with me. Or maybe have that dominatrix chick come over and beat my ass. Do you guys have any kill time ideas?

She was supposed to be done shooting at 6 PM but Mr. Douche Bag Director wasn’t finished. He said no more than 7 hours for the shoot and I returned in 8 hours. Still shooting? WTF? So I had to wait and wait and wait for them to finish. I was getting more angry by the minute. I didn’t get any sex pics to enjoy and calm the nerves of the savage beast, and then on top of that, had to wait. After they finally finished the scene, he hadn’t even done the required paperwork. What an incompetent dumb fuck.

The one good thing of the day is that she was shooting with TJ Cummings, who she had great chemistry with. I’m pretty sure we’ll be meeting with him again as he promised to hook her up with some big black dick as well. I’ll keep my fingers crossed and perhaps there will be some pics of that I can enjoy.

We stopped to eat on the way back and Alexis said she wanted to suck my dick when we got home. Yes! I’m done! Let’s go! Oh, we hadn’t got the food yet.

As another days highlight, we were verbally abused by a loitering weirdo trying to beg something. I started out as “Sir” but quickly became “Asshole”. Probably the shitface Directors brother or something. It wasn’t his mother, as she was hooking on the corner. And the food sucked too. Went to the Rite-Aid and scored some M&M’s, which never let me down. Always tasty.

By the time we got back home Alexis was too tired to fuck/suck/talk dirty. Oh well, missed my chance. She fell asleep on the couch and I put her to bed. I was going to rub one out alone but was too pissed about everything so I just said fuck it, took a nice fat double dose of hydrocodone and vegged out on the couch, pretending it was a great day.

Net result for my day: 1 Bagel, 1 Lousy Hamburger, Anxiety, 1 Verbal Assault, 0 Pictures. I think I’m just going to take the camera out of her bag when she goes on shoots from now on. That way I’m not so depressed when I don’t get anything.

I’m pretty sure no one feels sorry for me about being left out, other than myself, but waddya gonna do?

Big Question: If you were a PCH, what would you want your PC to do for you during and after shoots?

I do have my tissues set out already in case I decide to jack off tomorrow after she falls asleep. I’ll let you know.

That’s the Porn Chick’s Husband’s glamorous report. Sorry to burst anyone’s bubble, but the Wine and Roses were definitely absent today.

I’m giving Ty the day off from his blog entries. I want to tell you about our day yesterday since I did not shoot. We got up bright and early thanks to the dedicated construction fuck wads next door. To the gym for some cardio then off to my deep tissue massage at a place called Massage Envy in Encino. It was just the ticket as my hips were a bit sore from the fucking during the week. 90 minutes flew by in an instant. If there are any massage people out there who want to rub a porn chick, hit me up. I could use another pronto.

After getting in late from Footnight it was early to bed because we had to get up at 4:45 am to catch the train to San Diego. I hate the alarm. I don’t even have one at home. The drive in rush hour morning traffic was another fun experience. The only traffic on our island involves sea turtles. Union Station was cool. Not as ornate as east coast train terminals but nice. A good number of odd folks there, talking to themselves, etc. Or maybe they had on a headset, who knows.

Three Events on Thursday made for a very busy day.

An 8 AM call time took Alexis to a Naughty America shoot with Yesenia as director. Everyone was absolutely super and things were going well during pretty girl pics. Unfortunately the male talent showed up 2 hours late. When you do this it screws everything up for everyone there. Then he had wood issues so more troubles. The good news is she was the first shoot of the day. The poor people shooting after Alexis were all stacked up out the door. The male talent was a 20 year old kid. Wouldn’t you think he’d show up on time to get a chance at Alexis and have a big boner ready to go? Shouldn’t someone have called him to make sure he knew the call time? So instead of getting out at Noon we didn’t get out until 2:00. WTF? Her shoot the day before with Christian was one of her best ever. This day, not so much.

After that fiasco, we flew back to the apartment to get ready to fight traffic for her Playboy Radio interview. We had the misfortune of having to drive on the 101 during rush hour. I pity the people who have to do that regularly. I kept singing the Speed Racer theme song in my head.

Got to Playboy Radio and went to the Green Room. Then she was on the air with Porn Legends Christy Canyon and Nicki Hunter. Question: Wouldn’t you think a porn chick would avoid the name “Canyon” at all costs?

I’m told the interview was WILD! I didn’t hear it though because I was hungry and left the Playboy place and went to a great greasy chicken place called Dinah’s. They claim to have Southern Style Chicken. Umm….that’s a big NO. Their sides were good though. Pineapple Cole Slaw, Bean Salad, Apple Butter.

Alexis got to talk about her series, Travel MILF, Double Digit Dicks, Fuck it Like a Pussy, etc. She got some good calls too, so thank you.

I finished eating, picked her up with greasy hands and back on that fucking 101 down to our first Footnight party, presented by Steve Savage. Our pals Janet and Steve are the Foot Fetish people and have been trying to get us to go for years. It never worked out until last night, but Janet and Steve couldn’t make it, so Alexis ventured in alone. I wasn’t quite sure if I was supposed to come along but I was not going to drive all the way back to the condo, so in I went.

It was about 30 seconds before guys came up and started asking her for sessions. Her first was a double team, two guys on her feet. Guess what? She LOVED it! Guys were lining up to see her. Plus, several site members came specifically to see Alexis. Everyone was SUPER nice and we will definitely be back. One guy did a “corn on the cob” thing on her feet. Very talented I must admit. I just sat and watched. I do have to say most of what I experienced this night was a first.

Oh, now why I may be in trouble. While I was sitting and waiting on a hard ass bench I was watching people come in. As usual I was bored as shit. I don’t drink and had nothing to alter me and make the evening more enjoyable. The night changed when in walked a stunning beauty that made me perk up and take notice. Stunning does not even suffice actually. As you know I have specific tastes in what I look for in women (other than Alexis). Of course I never find it, but I can still look and talk about it. This lady was absolutely to a T the woman I have described as my dream vamp girl for the last oh so many years. She was dressed in all black, straight dark hair parted in the middle, white skin, awesome full lips, piercing eyes, and the shoes, crazy hot. I had to assume she was a Domme.

Now I have made some pretty bold statements to Alexis as to what I’d let the right Domme do to me , thinking we’d never find her, and they were all running through my head as I watched this perfect woman walk the room. I took a quick walk around to look at her more closely and she was fucking perfect. I then went and sat down and kept my eyes averted and hoped Alexis didn’t see her. As I tried to be invisible, I actually felt her come by. No shit. Then a sultry voice whispered in my ear, “how are you tonite?” I turned and there she was. I’m pretty sure I sounded like an idiot and told her I was just waiting for Alexis or something inane. Keep in mind I am with dozens and dozens of super hot porn chicks all the time doing the craziest shit and I don’t even watch. Now this woman that jumped out of my head sits beside me and I am suddenly retarded.

She asked if I wanted to do a foot session with her, but outside of playing “This Little Piggy” I wouldn’t know what to do with her feet. Now if she wanted to beat my ass, then I’d be VERY interested. Just then Alexis came over and chatted with her and exchanged cards. Yes, she is a Domme. And yes, that means I am most definitely in trouble. To top everything off she’s fucking smart. In just a few minutes she talked about travel, fashion, literature and photography. At my age, I think a smart chick is just as big a turn on (if not more) as being hot.

As we left the show Alexis said in her all knowing voice, “She’s the one”. I kept quiet. We’ll give it a month and see what happens. Maybe Alexis will forget, but if you saw the look in her eye I kind of doubt it.

We left Footnight early and had a leisurely scenic drive on the freeway (not) for her to get ready for her train trip to San Diego early morning. She’s going to be on with Alexis Texas and Brooke Haven.

That’s it. I’m stilling waiting for some Bagel input. Ty over and out.

Awake before the construction today, Alexis has an early call time, 8 AM.

The review from Wednesday is as follows. After rising and going to the gym we headed to her shoot with Naughty America with a 9 AM call time. This scene is being directed by Christian, who took her porn cherry last November in her first pro scene. He’s one of the only dudes who is big enough to toss Alexis around so I was hoping he’d put it to her in the back room between takes.

Her talent is Danny Mountain, who Janet said has a “premium size” dick. She told no tales. The set up was Naughty Professor and Alexis had on a super hot suit. In LA they turn off the AC during the shoots because of noise, so Danny and Alexis ended up sweaty messes. She took the load on her face and in her mouth. But she didn’t finish eating it all when they cut, so she just cleaned it up off camera. I guess most porn chicks don’t like to eat it all as Alexis does. She thoroughy enjoyed the shoot with Christian, he is a super director. She’d love to have him do her again.

While she was shooting I continued my search for the best LA Bagel. I drove all over, through Encino, Sherman Oaks, etc. I was glad I didn’t get a flat in some of the places I drove through. Scary. Ended up at Western Bagel on Ventura. Very good, but not NY quality. Who can help me? Please comment.

Picked her up with cum in her hair, drove back to the apartment hoping to shoot with Austin Taylor. Her BJ scene ran long and the male talent had to scoot to another shoot, so we were out on content shooting for our site. Got lazy and did the hot tub, chill out kind of thing. She was pissed because she was all made up ready to get some new black dick from Nat Turner and Deep Thread. Always another time. Always more dicks.

Oh, don’t forget to CALL Alexis during her stint on Playboy Radio TONITE, Thursday, Sept 17 at 5:30 PM PCT. The number is 877-205-9796. She is on XM 99 LIVE.

And if you want to see her in person come to FOOTNIGHT LA tonight. It’s 7 PM to 1 AM. Sign up at http://www.footnight.com/la.html As a bonus you can even meet ME! But keep away from my feet.

Tommorow she get’s up at the crack of ass to train to San Diego to do web cam all day with Naughty America. She’ll be on with Big Ass Alexis Texas and Hot Slut Brook Haven. I will be back in LA looking for greasy diners, hamburgers and bagels. Anybody want to buy a Porn Chicks husband lunch?

Woke up this morning to the horrible sound of a text message coming in at 5 something to Alexis phone from one of her east coast friends. Anyway, here is the review from yesterdays events.

After going to the gym first thing, we were waiting on call from people about content exchange. All the girls we wanted to shoot with fell through, so we set something up with Johnny Castle for later in the day.

The lovely Janet Mason and super stud hubby Steve stopped by for a visit. We don’t get to spend enough time with them as either Janet or Alexis is usually out getting laid.

Alexis got a call from the director of her Naughty America shoot for Wednesday, Christian (who took her porn cherry). He wanted her to come with a specific wardrobe for the shoot. Well she didn’t have it so guess what? Right! More shopping. I dropped her off the mall…again.

She spent the afternoon shopping and I went and set up for the shoot. She did well shopping, not too much damage. Johnny arrived at 5 PM and he is a great guy. Super bod, very nice and humble. Alexis said she was going to tear him up and it wasn’t long before she did just that. I’ll put up some pics later but she was in full all out Cougar mode as Johnny is just 21.

After they got all sweaty in 2 rooms for about an hour she calls out for anal. So he obliged and poked her ass while she laid on her back. They both got off big time and her left an anal creampie. Her favorite! After he left, I got my turn. I’m a big fan of going last. Here’s why. The other guy(s) do all the hard work. The seduction, kissing, fucking her silly until she’s tired. Then when she’s mostly tired, I come on in, do my thing and it’s done. OK, so maybe I’m lazy, but I’ve been on the other end of things for a long time. At my age, I deserve to go last. Why do you think I invented Travel MILF?

After my sloppy seconds treat we showered up and went on the food search. We ended up at this new hamburger joint called Topz. Now let me tell you people, I am a hamburger guru. I search for great burgers like others search for nirvana. If you love burgers, go to Topz. And tell them Ty Golden sent you.

Chilled the rest of the evening and watched a replay of the MTV Awards and the Taylor Swift thing. Karma will take care of that unfortunate situation.

Hope to do a mini gang bang with Austin Taylor, Nat Turner and Deep Thread tomorrow after her NA shoot. Keep your fingers crossed.

Day one of travel from the peace of island life to the hectic pace of Los Angeles is complete. Janet Mason and her hubby Steve picked us up at the airport. Alexis needed to shop and I dropped her off at the mall. While she was buying high heels and such to get laid in, I went to an awesome Chinese Buffet. She came back with bags full of shoes and other goodies.

When we got back she scheduled a content shoot with Johnny Castle for Tuesday. He’s a young, hot stud recommended by Janet. We are also trying to set something up with Diamond Foxx and Luscious Lopez. Alexis shoots with Naughty Ameria on Wed and Thur, then goes to San Diego for NA web shows on Friday. So we want to get some content for the site done too.

It’s REALLY noisy! I’m not used to sirens, traffic, yelling and construction. The apartment faces a big construction site and the BEEP, BEEP, BEEP of trucks woke us up bright and early. But I did get a great Bagel on Ventura Blvd.