Our last day was Monday and we had a busy schedule. We had a content exchange shoot early with a black guy. It was OK, but not great. Alexis sent out the 911 to anyone else free to shoot content that day but did not get any takers. Down the lights came and the camera in the bag. That’s a wrap on shooting.
With a bunch of packing to do an boxes to ship back we put our minds to that. Janet and Steve Mason joined us for an early dinner (Mexican) and we had a great time chilling a bit after. Following their departure we finished packing and went to bed.
The next day was travel day and we got were awakened extra early, 6:37 AM precisely, to the BEEP, BEEP, BEEP of the construction dudes. Since we were up and didn’t have to leave until 9:30 we snuck in an extra visit to the Bagel place. We also shipped out last box from the UPS store.
Janet and Steve arrived to shuttle us to the airport and check in lines were a bitch. Alexis having big titties has it’s advantages as we generally walk up to the First Class line and get by. The flight to ATL was great and we love Delta’s entertainment in the headrest of the seat. I watched Star Trek and she watched The Soloist. Both get A+ ratings. The fuckwad behind me was taking quizzes all trip and was nailing the back of my seat pressing his answers. So I have whiplash from that.
Our layover in ATL was only supposed to be 75 minutes, but it didn’t work out. We had a 2 hour delay on top of that for scheduled repairs. If they were scheduled, why say the flight is leaving at a certain time? Hello?
I ate Wendy’s and she ate Atlanta Bread Company. When the plane did get off it was uneventful and we walked in the door of our house about Midnight to the sounds of our angry old cat, who bitched at us for leaving her behind. She doesn’t really meow, it’s more of a quack actually.
Travel tip: When you go coast to coast, always take a 3 mg melatonin when you go to bed upon arrival. Helps reset your body clock.
We woke up to a glorius morning. NO BEEP! Only Heron’s, Frogs, Birds. We have to say after so long in LA we had forgotten the sky was BLUE. The colors were so vivid outside it was like looking at an HD TV. Here is an analogy for you. Everyone has see The Wizard of Oz. That starts off in Black and White, then goes to Color. That’s how it was. Nice. And we could breath so easily and smell the outside. We could breathe the air instead of gasping for it.
Hey, we live here!
Another rant. Is it Halloween year round in LA? What the fuck? Can’t the people in that city restrict dressing up like vampires and dead people to one time period a year?
Our sympathy to you people who live in an environment like that all the time. ESCAPE WHILE THERE IS STILL TIME I SAY, ESCAPE!!
Today we are unpacking and getting resettled. Eating at my favorite BBQ place is mandatory. Then tomorrow we hit the beach.
Hey, listen to Zac Brown “Toes” on YouTube. I will have “my toes in the water, ass in the sand, not a worry in the world, cold beer in my hand, life is good today, life is good today!” In fact it you don’t know Zac Brown also listen to “Chicken Fried” and “Whatever it Is”. For the record that’s my kind of music, not Alexis’.
I will be doing one more blog update with totals of dicks, how much pussy I got and other details of the trip. Then handing things back over to the boss, Ms. Alexis Golden herself.