While we didn’t make it to the beach on Tuesday like I had hoped, Ty and I spend the weekend chillin at the beach. I am a super beach bunny and love the peaceful feeling I get from just chillin’, listening to the waves and relaxing. Later in the day, I like to pull whatever book out that I’m reading and watch the sun make it’s way to set. That’s my favorite time of day on the beach - when all the people go home.

After a long ass day of travel and I can’t tell you how excited I am to be home. Sleep in my own bed, sit on my own couch, pet my kitty, workout at my own gym and most importantly leave the drama of LA behind. I hope you all enjoyed following me over the past two weeks and got an idea how hectic my schedule gets. I’m home for the next two weeks, need to get caught up on so much email. Anyone want to do my laundry for me? Think I’ll go to the beach tomorrow instead.

Good night everyone, it’s nice to be on the East Coast again!

Smooches,

Alexis

Last night took a sharp left turn and Sara Jay, Ty and I ended up partying till the wee hours of the morning. I finally had to pull the plug because I was shooting and Sara had to drive to Vegas. Someone had to be responsible, so I passed out the Ambien and tucked everyone in.

Man, this morning came quick! I’m just thankful that I felt good and was ready for my last shoot of the trip. Today’s scenario had me as a porn agent interviewing potential new porn stars. Enter Gabby Quinteros. As part of Gabby’s interview she had to prove to me that she could really to the job. Enter Wesley Pipes. So Wesley fucked Gabby while I graded her and told her what to do next – which was to lick my pussy. Wesley is a funny ass dude. The shit that was coming out of his mouth was making me laugh so much that I had to keep walking off set as not to mess it up.

Shorty Mac came with Wesley and he hung out while the three of us fucked. He obviously had a late night too, cause at one point I looked over at him and he was sound asleep. Can you imagine? Two hot naked chicks and he’s laying down some serious Zzzzz.

Bonus of the day – Gabby is a really sweet person. She and I hit it of famously and I have a feeling we will be friends for years to come. Not to mention that she’s one hot mama.

Time to get something to eat and start the packing process. You can not imagine all the stuff that a porn chick needs for two weeks in LA. In addition to the four suitcases we brought (3 are mine) we had to send stuff UPS.

Sara Jay and Alexis Golden are both trouble with a capital T – but together these two will put a whoopin’ on any man. I know, cause I’ve been there. LOL Today Sara Jay and I did just that. The lucky man … Shane Diesel. Any time I get to have sex with Sara Jay I know it’s going to be a good time and she’s a great chick to do a 3some with. She’s always workin someone

Honestly, not much shocks me. But when Sara unzipped Shane’s pants and took his cock out I damn dropped my mouth open. That just might be the fattest cock I’ve laid eyes on. How does one get that thing in their mouth? Serious business … I might have even thought – damn how does a girl get that in her pussy? I know some chicks have taken him in the ass. Damn! I need to sit down, get a cold drink. Something. Good thing Sara was there to help out.

Well, it turns out that all my worrying was for nothing. Cause when that cock slid into my soaking wet pussy, I was moaning with pleasure instantly. I love to watch myself get fucked. And seeing that monster cock stretch my pussy to it’s limits was amazing. I couldn’t take my eyes off it. My pussy turned bright pink and Sara licked all of the sex juices from me. Kissing her I could taste my own pussy.

The three of us went at it – fucking, sucking and grinding our way to orgasim. Sara and I swapped Shane’s cum back and forth until we couldn’t help ourselves and swallowed it down.

After shooting, Sara and I got some sushi and got caught up on things. I had to hit AIM for my test and then we headed back to where Ty and I were staying. The three of us are going to just chill out.

I hate, hate, hate to be late for things. And felt so awful when I arrived over an hour late for my shoot today. Many apologies over and over to both Aryana and Prince for messin’ your day up. I under estimated the drive time on top of taking to long to get ready. I’m so sorry!

On a brighter note … looks like I got myself a little girl crush on Miss Aryana Starr. Man-o-man that girl is packin’ a sexy pow! Maybe it’s her cool Jamaican vibe or her beautiful face, either way she’s a sexy mama. She was a little shy at first, but she said that she was feeding of my energy and with me being so into her … well … we shot one of the longest girl girl shoots in history. LOL. Forget about the camera, we were having a hot time. We could have gone longer had I not had another shoot right after.

Perhaps Prince was a bit upset with me for being late – but if that was the reason he fucked me into next Tuesday then I’m going to be late all the time. Ladies and gentlemen you know I’ve always been complaining about dudes not being aggressive enough with me … well no problems here. My pussy was fucked deep and hard the way I like for a long time. So much that I had star fruit pussy when Prince was finished with me. What’s “star fruit pussy” you ask? Well, that’s when my pussy has been fucked good and hard that it swells up and looks like star fruit.

Today was a much needed rest from all the monster cock that I had been getting pounded with. I shot a girl girl scene with Darryl Hanah for Danni.com Funny, I just met Darryl the other day on the set of Girlfriends Films and here I am shooting again with her, this time we get to have sex!

It ended up being a long day, as the production crew fell behind and there was another scene shooting before us. The hectic pace of my trip was starting to catch up with me and sitting around waiting was making me really sleepy. I’m usually pretty energetic, but today I was having a hard time keep my eyes open in-between a stream of steady yawns. Thankfully when it came time for my scene to shoot I snapped right back into my bubbly self.

What do you think of us two long leggy blondes? Pretty hot together, huh?

Hump Day!! What better way to celebrate this joyous day then by having some heart pounding, sweaty hot sex with one of my favorite fuckers … Lexington Steele. I just fucked Lex the other night with Taylor Wane, but I’m a cock hog and love having it all to myself. So I knew I had to get back with Lex for some one-on-one sex before I left LA.

It’s always fun coming up with the story line for the shoot. I loved today’s scene set-up and Lex rocked his dialog. He made me laugh so hard a few times we had to cut scene. You see, Lex was my personal assistant and he was supposed to have gotten things ready for a party I was throwing. But he messed it up! So I’m yelling at him asking him if there was anything at all he could do right. The answer …. Yes. And boy did he do it! Over and over and over. We went from outside by the pool to inside on the living room sofa. At the end of the scene, after we cut camera he shouts out that he wants some more. No fucking way – two cum shots? Today way my lucky day. One on my face and the other in the champagne glass I was drinking from. We all know what happened to that – down the hatch!

Something about the way Lex fucks me that I just absolutely love! I’m not much of an external squirter (although I have a few times) but I squirt on the inside. So with Lex’s cock inside of me my pussy is squirting all over his humongous cock … a cock wash if you will. At the end of it all it sure smelled like someone had sex in that house – sweat, pussy juice and cum.

I have to say I was especially excited for today to go down. You see, I first met Raven Black 9 years and today was the first time we‘ve ever shot together. I fucked her yummy husband Jeff a couple of times, but never her. She’s sported pink hair, blue hair and black hair over the years and has always been one freaky girl. I’ve never been submissive to another girl before (and only a couple of guys) and I was definitely a bit apprehensive about whether I would like it or not. But hell, when Raven put a collar on me and made me crawl around the floor – I had one wet pussy. Guess that answers that question.

We took turns using Jon Jon for our pleasure. In addition to being an exhibitionist I also like to watch other people have sex (in person). These two did not disappoint. I laid back on the couch and rubbed one out watching them go at it. I loved the contrast of her white, white skin against his dark black skin. Something about that makes it very dirty! Are you with me on this one?

Check this out … Jon John came a big load of white cum on a clear plate we both held out for him. Oh … I‘m not done yet … Raven and I then proceeded to suck up all his creamy gooeyness through clear straws. Told you she was freaky!

Now that the convention is over – it’s time to get down to business. The business of fucking that is. Today was a wonderful day, as I met the very sexy Flash Brown. Let me tell you this dude is F.I.N.E! And … he has a huge cock! A cock that I was anxious to have fill my pussy and stretch my ass open. You know what? That’s exactly what happened! But you know me, I have to have a cock in my mouth first thing – before any of the penetration. So I crawled over to where he was sitting on the couch and sucked his cock until my pussy was soaking wet and throbbing with desire. Then I climbed up and sat right down on his pole. Felt so good to have it him deep inside me. My pussy was getting all nice and creamy all over that big dick. I couldn’t take it anymore and wanted to feel him in my ass.

 I think Flash may have been taken aback by my abilities to ass-fuck and really enjoy it! I wanted an anal creampie so bad and couldn’t wait to squeeze the cum out of my ass and feed it to myself. You can all see it for yourselves on my new Fuck it Like a Pussy 2 DVD (FLP2) being released June 14th.

To top the day off, I got to see my girlie Kelly Divine passing through. Super nice and super hot – what more can you ask for?

I had a blast at AdultCon LA! Thanks to all my fans who came out to see me. It was great meeting members of my website and those of you who I’ve been communicating with via Twitter, mySpace, Facebook and email. Not sure how many photos I took and how many people I actually met, but my face hurt from smiling so much.

After the show one evening Sara Jay, Vicky Vette, Tay Stevens, me and Ty and a bunch of other peeps headed out to dinner. Next thing you know the four of us get up on the mechanical bull to ride. What fun!! It was my first time and I can’t wait to do it again. Only trouble was trying to hold on at the same time I was trying to keep my titties from jumping out. Although I’m sure we wouldn’t have gotten too many complaints.

Here are a few shots from over the course of the three days. Man I was pooped at the end of it all!

Had a pretty good nights sleep. We’re getting used to the parking lot bedroom window. After the gym we headed to a Girlfriend Films shoot at 1 PM. Wow, there were a LOT of chicks there. Daryl Hannah, Elsie Graves, Lily LaBeau & Proxy Paige plus me. As you probably know Girlfriends Films is the top rates Lesbian production company in porn. The location was super and so was the crew. First rate all the way. Alexis had a blast goofing off with the chicks and her part of the scene ended first so we were out of there by 7 PM.

We had arranaged to do a shoot with Hall of Famers Lex Steele and Taylor Wane that night. We made our way over to the warehouse for the shoot and met a great crew of people again! Two homeruns in one day. The make up artist was named Sara and we tood a liking to her. She was super cool.

Taylor was way shorter in person than I thought. I’ve seen her a million times over the years but it was my first direct contact. Lex and I chilled in the waiting room before the shoot, then I took off to watch a movie. Hot Tub Time Machine. Some good parts, but it’s a Hangover wantabe. Go if you’re bored, otherwise, wait til it show up on cable.

OK, after the movie back to the warehouse and they were still shooting. I walk in to the sounds of Alexis getting nailed by a huge cock. She makes “special” noises based on the size of the dick. And Lex certainly qualifies as special too. The three of them went at it hot and heavy. Sweaty dirty fucking. It was great to hear and see through a curtain.

Lex dumped a big creamy load on both their faces and Alexis and Taylor swapped his load.

After gym and breakfast we headed over for a go-see to the Adam and Eve people. These porn buildings are hard to find. A lot of them don’t have numbers or anything so you have to go knock on doors to find out what’s what. It took me awhile to find the right place.

After there we had lunch at my favorite LA area restaurant. I’m not telling you the name because I want to keep in a secret. Damn it’s good.

Back to the apartment and waiting for Ms. Austin Taylor. Alexis and Austin “met” on Twitter and in person at AVN in Vegas. They hit it off and this will be our first shoot with her.

She’s famous for her bubble butt. She is very, very cute and only about 5 feet tall. Alexis and Austin yacked and yacked as I set up. I then took about 800 “pretty girls” of both of them alone and then together. I’m NOT a photographer, so I go on the premise that if I take enough pics some of them may be good.

Our male talent for the day is called Rock. He’s a very friendly guy and the girls really like his sexy cool look. Of course he’s black as both girls prefer black men.

The set up was that Alexis and Austin were at a club and saw this sexy dude. Austin tells Alexis she wishes she had come home with the dude. Well Alexis had a secret and Rock was in the next room. They went at it hot and heavy with little breaks for quite awhile. I was climbing all over the furniture to get good angles.

The cum shot was when Rock was doing Austin doggie so you can see her fine ass, he pulls out and cums on her round mound and Alexis does her favorite and cleans up every single drop!

We cleaned up and and out the door as we have some convention materials delivered but they went to our first hotel. After we picked that up I had a nice piece of dutch apple pie at Cocos. Alexis had a yummy bran muffin and some fresh fruit.

Back to the hotel to plan out the weekend, it’s going to be BUSY!!! Going to meet a lot of people and need to finalize the rest of our shoot schedule.

Up early this morning. To the gym. Getting ready for her shoot with Girlfriends Films. I’m packing DVD’s etc for Adultcon.

We moved out of our hotel and proceeded to an apartment complex to stay. Much better suited to shoot in than a hotel with paper thin walls and little Joey on spring break running through the halls.

I dropped Alexis off at the home of black star Prince. He is a super nice guy and a very good soul. She was very frisky and anxious to get fucking. Camera or not. They picked a purple bikini (more like dental floss) to shoot in. The camera man was Ethan Hunt, another super cool guy.

Now Prince is known for his aggressive style and he did not disappoint at all. He pounded my woman all over the place and she loved every second. One point, a lot of positions don’t let her fuck back, so the dude gets to wail on her. She likes to give it back just as hard as she gets. Prince kept telling Ethan how Alexis had the “Magic Pussy” and was a “Sleeper”. Which means it is difficult for the guy to hold back from shooting his load and that not many people know about how special her pussy is. She also gave him the “Cock Car Wash” because his dick is turned to the right. Hits all the good spots!

The cum shot was a very creamy load placey on her face. Never one to waste, my bad girlie ate the whole messy thing to the last drop!

With cum still in her hair we scooted out the move the luggage up to the new place. We were on a tight schedule and had to get to a LIVE web cam show broadcast on Camz. It was called Big Titty Tuesday. Of which I do qualify to be on. We got there on time despite the traffic and the show started with me in heels. My co star was Eric John. Show host Dan Leal was providing the entertainment too. Get this, Ethan shot SIX LOADS on my titties and Dan shot TWO. That’s EIGHT LOADS of cum on my tits during the show hour.

I also fucked Eric for a bit to get a bit of cock in my wet pussy. They soaped me up, washed my titties, made a Titty Sundae with whipped cream. Absolutely everything you could think to do with my titties they did. I have to say it was a lot of fun!

Got back to the new place late and Alexis fell right to sleep. I finished unpacking and tried to sleep too. OK this is my complaining portion, of which I am good at. The new place bedroom is on a PARKING LOT. So I now know all of the sounds the different vehicles make being locked and unlocked. Also the window gets FULL sun in the morning, so it was like being in a tanning bed. Whaddya gonna do? When we lived in NY we lived directly on a train line, so we’ll get used to it. But then we’ll get home on the island and back to silence (except frogs) and won’t sleep then either.

Today we go for 2 go-sees, 1 with Hustler and 1 with Adam and Eve. Then we shoot with Austin Taylor.

After breakfast we headed out to see a gajillion people. We headed first over to look at different accomodations. The place we are staying is NOT suited to shooting porn. Very thin walls and kids everywhere on spring break. Decided to move after looking at the new digs, but can’t get in until tomorrow.

We next headed over to chill with Lexington Steele. We needed to get some copies of MILF Magnet 5 for sale at Adultcon this weekend. Lex is super easy to hang with so we sat and talked for awhile. We also set up a content shoot for next week and we may shoot a POV for his line while here too.

Next we were off to a production company that contacted us about shooting her for MILF series. But on the way the guy cancelled and said her finished casting. He’s the one who called us. WTF?

Next to read for the part of Hot Lips Houlihan in a MASH parody. Alexis loves MASH and was the perfect choice. She wore camouflage too. Hot Lips was an older Nurse who ran the younger nurses around the MASH unit. Get this, the dude she read with said Alexis was too old for the part because the other girls cast were so young. Now WTF big time? Crazy shit people. That IS the part.

Then over to meet the dude who shot her for “Wanna Fuck my Daughter Gotta Fuck me First” to get copies of that DVD for Adultcon. He has a MAJOR cool shoot house. Lot’s of crazy places to do lot’s of crazy things. When we told him what happened with the Hot Lips part he was like “WHAT”?

We then went to eat and for some crazy reason I stopped at a place called H Salt Fish n Chips. Hello? Am I crazy? I had to throw that shit away.

Off to our PR person to get more DVD’s that were shipped to us from our distributor.

All along the way Alexis is on the phone setting up shoots and go-sees.

Well this day took us 10 full hours of travel and talking. So we are pooped. Caught the end of the NCAA BB game. I was rooting for Butler becaue I, like most of th world, HATE Duke.

Had to pack too as we’re checking out of this place and going to the new one tomorrow. Alexis shoots with Prince at Noon, then to Big Titty Tuesday LIVE on Camz at 9 Eastern/6 Pacific.

Sunday, April 4-Easter Bunny Day into Monday, April 5

OK people this is Ty back at it for our 15 day LA extravaganza. The first day sucked balls so get ready for me to bitch. First plane, we did the Fantasy Island thing…”Dee Plane, Dee Plane”. Off to sit and wait for them to fix the fucking thing. That of course made the connection impossible to meet. So instead of getting into LA at 10:00 AM with a full day ahead, we didn’t get in until 2 PM.

The rentacar place was fucked. We forgot it was spring break, so all the ass hats who never travel were clogging up everything. Security lines, getting on and off the plane and especially the car place. The people at the place were trying to upsell everyone (and it was working) so I was in line there forever. Off to the races on these god damn freeways. Inches away from people going 75 mph. White knuckle NASCAR motherfuckers. Can’t find a good radio station.

Finally get to the the hotel. It’s too far away from the city I think. Fucking room not ready. Off to eat. For some reason I ordered BBQ. Temporary insanity. What was I thinking. BBQ in California?? Had to spit it out.

Back to the hotel. Room STILL not ready. Fortunately the BBQ I ate left me quickly as I read the paper. Finally in the room at 7 PM. Since we were up at 3:30 east coast time, this was a wonderfuly 15.5 hour commute. Yes!

If you recall we shot porn last Easter with Kelly Divine and two black guys. I think this commute hell was a karma payback of sorts.

I became altered to add to my general incoherence anyway and passed out watching Family Guy, marshmallow peeps in hand.

Was awakened at 5 AM by the sound of “thud thud thud thud.” WTF? Seems the bedroom is directly over the excercise room. Son-of-a.

Hey it’s RAINING like a monsoon. We left 85, blue skies and sunny to raining, gray and 57. Sheesh.

Oh, Alexis is with me. We’re off to do go-sees today. That’s for people who have not met her. She has to go and see people in person, show them her ta tas, etc. Not like she has any pics out or anything. We’re also going to get DVD’s to sell at Adultcon this weekend. Don’t forget booth 818 at Adultcon. She’s sharing a table with Barbi Sinclair. I haven’t met her but she looks cute in pictures.

I miss my beach back home.