Sunday, April 4-Easter Bunny Day into Monday, April 5

OK people this is Ty back at it for our 15 day LA extravaganza. The first day sucked balls so get ready for me to bitch. First plane, we did the Fantasy Island thing…”Dee Plane, Dee Plane”. Off to sit and wait for them to fix the fucking thing. That of course made the connection impossible to meet. So instead of getting into LA at 10:00 AM with a full day ahead, we didn’t get in until 2 PM.

The rentacar place was fucked. We forgot it was spring break, so all the ass hats who never travel were clogging up everything. Security lines, getting on and off the plane and especially the car place. The people at the place were trying to upsell everyone (and it was working) so I was in line there forever. Off to the races on these god damn freeways. Inches away from people going 75 mph. White knuckle NASCAR motherfuckers. Can’t find a good radio station.

Finally get to the the hotel. It’s too far away from the city I think. Fucking room not ready. Off to eat. For some reason I ordered BBQ. Temporary insanity. What was I thinking. BBQ in California?? Had to spit it out.

Back to the hotel. Room STILL not ready. Fortunately the BBQ I ate left me quickly as I read the paper. Finally in the room at 7 PM. Since we were up at 3:30 east coast time, this was a wonderfuly 15.5 hour commute. Yes!

If you recall we shot porn last Easter with Kelly Divine and two black guys. I think this commute hell was a karma payback of sorts.

I became altered to add to my general incoherence anyway and passed out watching Family Guy, marshmallow peeps in hand.

Was awakened at 5 AM by the sound of “thud thud thud thud.” WTF? Seems the bedroom is directly over the excercise room. Son-of-a.

Hey it’s RAINING like a monsoon. We left 85, blue skies and sunny to raining, gray and 57. Sheesh.

Oh, Alexis is with me. We’re off to do go-sees today. That’s for people who have not met her. She has to go and see people in person, show them her ta tas, etc. Not like she has any pics out or anything. We’re also going to get DVD’s to sell at Adultcon this weekend. Don’t forget booth 818 at Adultcon. She’s sharing a table with Barbi Sinclair. I haven’t met her but she looks cute in pictures.

I miss my beach back home.