I'm a Lifeguard, I can Save You!

OK all you people snowed in, I am a LIFEGUARD. I can SAVE YOU! All you have to do is come cuddle up with me privately. There are 2 ways to do it. One is to click here and schedule a show directly with me.



The second way to have me save you directly is to meet me in private camz. To see me on private camz you need to click here.

See you soon!

Do you know what FLP Means?

I need to ask everyone if they know what FLP means. Any idea? Well the story is this. As you know I love Anal Sex. Problem is, once a guy gets in my ass, he becomes a little shy. I'm sure this is because most women don't really like it in their ass. Well that's NOT the case for me. So when the dude with his cock in my dirty hole is too timid, I tell them loud and clear, FUCK IT LIKE A PUSSY! Hence, FLP.



My new release, available from my store on DVD. ( I will autograph the copy ) http://www.alexisgolden.com/store.html and also via Instant Download at: http://www.alexisgoldenmovies.com/. Come see me tell a bunch of guys banging my butt to get with it and Fuck it Like a Pussy!

MILF's Like it BIG, Sloppy Seconds and Photo Shoot

I need to tell you about another great shoot I had with Brazzer's MILF's Like it Big. I got to shoot near my home in Miami and was stoked because it was scheduled to be an anal scene, my favorite. I had not worked with my co-star before, his name was John Strange. I like strange people so I know it's going to be good.

When I arrived I was greeted by a super hot make up artist. She was so hot I had trouble sitting still. Turns out she has posed for both Hustler and Penthouse. We hit it off well and she invited me to VIP with her at a club opening later that week.

I loved my make up and couldn't wait to get the shoot going as I was especially frisky! The pick up was of me in a store front so we didn't get to fuck on a bed or anything, it was actually a counter top. John Strange was not strange at all. He was SUPER professional and a real Gentleman. He was so much fun to hang around with as well as shoot with. Men are put in such difficult positions sometimes to fuck. I don't know how they do it. Poor John was slamming his thigh against metal table and keep pounding away at my ass! Never missing a beat. If you guys think you can do porn, you should have seen this shoot. Scraped up knees and awkward positions to the max. Kudos to John. He came through very well and I have to say shot a good load for me. Straight out of my ass and into my mouth with his creamy cum! Yummy!

That's the second ATM I did for the Brazzer's People. Althought techically the Anal ATM I did with the Black guy was for MILF's Like it Black and Mofo. But whatever, I like it Big, I like it Black, I like it White. I just like it, so give it to me!

After the vid shoot I was still wet and hot. As you know from his stories my hubby Ty loves the sloppy seconds. (or thirds or fourths) So we had to go home right away so he could get some of my ass freshly fucked of course. I love it as much as him so we went at it right away as I described for him how I got fucked. It's our dirty little game but we love it!

We had to finish up and get to a photo shoot. I posed on the beach as a lifeguard (see pic) then went to a cool little village where they had an old bus that looked like the Partridge Family left it. I am definitely NOT Shirley Partridge!



The day ended for us with a nice relaxing dinner at one of my favorite pizza places in South Beach.

Next updates will include my stories about my first shoot with the super cool Josh Stone and BIG NEWS about a HUGE MONSTER COCK Dude who will ream both my holes, without mercy for over 2 hours! Check back later!

Vegas Convention with Sara Jay

My big trip to Vegas and the Adult Entertainment Expo was quite a whirlwind. I will describe all the events by day in this blog update. A lot of planning went into the trip before I got there. It was quite stressful to get ready as we had a house full of guests for both the Christmas and New Years holidays. I had to order a cool retractable banner, pictures to sign, DVD’s to sell, get sexy clothes, pack and more. All with people in the house who have no idea what I do for fun. Sheesh.

My guests left at 9:00 PM on Tuesday January 5, and I have to be back at the airport the very next morning at 5 AM. I had to be up at 3:00 AM. Now that’s a scramble. I did make it, barely…. and fell asleep about 1.5 seconds after sitting in the plane seat. Actually I don’t remember shit about the plane ride and people could have been drawing on me for all I knew. Got to Vegas and was greeted by my best pal Sara Jay. She was waiting to pick me up with a BIG smooch and a BIG hug! We are room mates for the next 5 days and off we went.

The resort was nice and our condo was HUGE. What else would Sara and I have but something HUGE! After I got settled it was off to a hair place to get my hair did. The place was over priced and she did a shit job, but it’s Vegas, so that’s expected I think. Sara and I were committed to eating well, so we stopped by a Whole Foods on the way home to stock up on vittles. Back in the place, we cooked dinner and yakked about everything we could think of. We don’t see each other much, but we sure do enjoy the time when we get together!

We went to bed relatively early and went to the gym. I had an awesome workout, but the condo gym wasn’t what I’m used to at my home Gold’s Gym in Miami. After a healthy breakfast and packing our lunch we painted up and headed to the convention center to get our badges and set our table up. Of course not too much went right and it was a big cluster fuck at the center. And my feet hurt already! When I wear heels I am usually shooting. In that case my legs are spread and my feet are over my head. So no pressure on my piggies. Here, I have to STAND on my feet. Fucking hurts!!!

My cool banners arrived, but no pictures and no DVD’s. 1 out of 3. Sara has some cool stuff. She got “I love Sara Jay” stickers. Which by the end of the week everyone has on.

We milled about talking to people we knew who were also setting up. I also met our neighbors, Barbi Sinclair and Mandi. I’ve been exchanging emails with Barbi for YEARS and it was the first time we met in person. Hubba Hubba. I can’t wait to get my mitts on her! She’s in big trouble!

So we leave the convention and head back to our place to have dinner. Sara did a dirty web show. I went to the local Kinko’s and printed out some pics for me to sign since the ones I ordered online didn’t come in. Here’s something funny. When I called on the phone the dude gave me a price of $540 on what I wanted. When I got there in person dressed like a porn chick, seems my price went down to $105. Even though I got MORE that what I asked for on the phone and got better paper. Gotta love the Big Titty Discount. When I got back to the condo, we tried calling a few dicks over to get fucked, but no one took us up on the offer. I’m thinking most guys know Sara and I love the BIG ones. I mean the REALLY BIG ones. So if someone is packing a medium or even a large, they back off and are afraid to come over.

Just sayin’.

Friday we’re up early and at the gym, then breakfast, pack up and to the show. It’s going to be a busy day. It sure turned out to be crowded. Jam packed in front of our table from start to finish. Sara Jay is fucking famous or something. Everywhere I go with her it’s like she’s a Rock Star. “SARA…..Sara we LOVE you!” She should run for office or something.



I posed for a gazillion pictures. Maybe you were one of the guys who came up. THANK YOU to everyone, it’s nice to be appreciated. I try really hard to keep things real. My site is a REALITY site, not a fake site. What you see is what I LOVE to do. I’m not a fake Cougar. I am a REAL COUGAR. I’ll hunt down young meat and devour it. I am a REAL size queen. I NEED and WANT BIG cocks! I know you can tell the difference.

By the end of the day my feet are torched. We limp out of the show and go home to rest up for a party thrown by Alexander Devoe. It is an ethnic themed party and Sara and I are the only two white girls there! I met Prince, Sean Michaels and Alexander. Renewed acquaintances with Lex Steele and tons of super hot and super nice girls and guys. We purposely kept it low key and came home about 3 AM. Unfortunately once again we were alone. Despite our best efforts we could not round up any dicks to suck or fuck. Now let’s be honest, isn’t that ashamed? Sara and Alexis, alone in a huge 1500 sf condo, on the prowl for hard cock, and can’t get any. WTF? I couldn’t even round up any dicks from the Swinger sites I use for my Travel MILF series. Seems SOMEBODY in Vegas would want me to suck their dick while Sara Jay filmed it. It’s only gonna take 15 minutes

After a short sleep up again. My feet are paying the price for the heels. Sporting my sexy red dress we’re off to greet more fans. It’s busy on Saturday but not as busy as Friday. I take advantage of the slower lines to visit with Kelly Divine, Jody Breeze, Devon Lee, Richard Mann, Totally Tabitha and other hotties I know. I did meet a few new peeps too. Danny Blaq, Lucas Stone (who I’m going to get me some of soon) Josh Stone and other.

One of my business goals was to get hooked up with the people from Evil Angel and Jules Jordan Video. The type of stuff they shoot is right up my alley. Literally and figuratively. I’m stalking the tables but can’t get to the right people who book talent. Fuck!

We left the convention floor about 5 pm to get a bite to eat and then take a nap. This will surely be an all nighter. We aren’t going to the AVN Awards. Been there, done that. Although it is great fun to watch drunk/fucked up 20 something bimbos try not to fall on the stairs walking in high heels.



We’re up from our nap to get pretty and head out to the Palms after the awards are over. That location is where the Studio Party for Evil Angel and Jules Jordan is being held. Once there, it’s a huge mass of confusion. People everywhere, most of them fucked up. No one making a decision. I kind of went with the flow and no one wanted to go to the Studio party. I’m kind of pissed I didn’t make it up there to network for shoots, but not much I could do considering the predicament.

While sitting in the Palms we met up with Jeff and Raven. She’s always been my hubby Ty’s favorite porn chick. She has blue hair now, but he prefers the pink she used to have. Also present was Shane Diesel. He of massive cock. Sara says he is the BEST fuck she’s had in porn, and believe me, Sara is no virgin. She knows her dick. Better yet, she knows her BIG dick! In fact if some sort of degree were given in Cock Knowledge, she would get the highest honors.

I was getting kind of ansty as I wanted to make business contacts, but eventually gave that thought up and went the “get wasted” route instead. My night took a left turn and we ended up at the Circle Bar at the Venetian about 3 AM. This is where trouble usually starts and it did. We got shuffled up to a crazy ass Fetish party on the top floor and then I did everything appropriate to be fucked up. The things you see here are something to behold. I can’t really describe it adequately so let’s just say different people like different things. Some people like pepperoni. Some people like anchoivies. The people here are WAAAAAAAY different.

Sara and I try to get a chair to watch and we were spectators to the shows going on. We met Karen Kougar, a NY hottie I’m going to bed down soon. She has fondness for huge black cock just like me. Seems like we’re going t have quite a party ourselves later on. I also met Kimora Klein. A hot half Asian chick that I’m going to get with too.

Shane disappeared and so did Raven and Jeff about 4:30 am. Sara and I were putting out booty calls for dick right and left. No takers. My pussy is so hot for cock that I have to use my pocket rocket in the bathroom.

We leave the Fetish Party and head over to Studio 54, where a party that is advertised as being open til 10 AM is going on. We get there about 5 AM and nothing. C’mon people, what’s going on? At this point, Sara and I are as wrecked as two ladies can be. We sit and talk about just about everything for an hour then give it up and head back to the condo.



One really fun thing I did this night involved my favorite game I share with my hubby. I know you’ve read the Virtual Threesome story where I share my exploits with Ty. He couldn’t come to Vegas this trip so I did the Virtual Party with him. He stayed up all night with me and partied “with” us all along the way. I sent him pics and texts of all the crazy stuff going on at all the parties we went to. He was partying at home until 9 AM on a Sunday morning, while I was partying in Vegas with the Porn and Fetish people. Some people were going to church, but my hubby was partying with me long distance with the curtains closed! I love sharing fun like this with my best friend when we can’t be together!! Good times!

After we got back to the condo, with no dicks in tow, we put on our cozy clothes and curled up in my bed and chatted, falling to sleep mid sentence. We set the alarm for 1 PM so we could get to the convention floor to network one more time. Unfortunately, that didn’t work out and I didn’t get there. Sara’s friend Sean went and got all our stuff. Thanks Sean!

When I did get up I was pretty hung over. Ty was still partying solo back home and carrying on for me. I packed and Sara and I had our last dinner. We smooched and off I went on the Red Eye. I got home Monday AM and immediately went to sleep. In fact, I have to admit I didn’t get off the couch much until Thursday. Vegas sure takes it’s toll

Overall, I did enjoy meeting a lot of fans. But as a business woman I have to evaluate facts and data. I don’t think I’ll come back to this particular show as it cost me over 250 hours of my time and several thousand dollars to attend. I could have stayed home on live web cam and met just as many people in a fraction of the time and not lost so much money. Plus, my number one goal was to meet people from the companies I targeted before the show, and I wasn’t able to do that.

And top that off with no dick. No shoots, no swingers to fuck. Nothing. Oh well.

But I will come back to Vegas if I’m nominated for something. And I will definitely be at Miami Exxxotica, which is May 14-16. See you there!

Drop me a comment if you met me at the show!

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Smooches,

Alexis

Happy Holidays and AEE in Vegas

One 12 foot Christmas tree, 900 lights for that tree that took me 3 hours to string, 10 different kinds of homemade cookies that took 3 days to bake, a cocktail party for my neighbors and one surf and turf Christmas day dinner for 6 ... and I'm officially pooped.

Here's an iPhone photo (which is why the quailty sucks ass) of me baking Whoopie Pies and cookies). What else would I be baking??

I hope everyone is enjoying the holidays. Some of you are probably off until after the new year. Lucky! I'm spending this week finalizing things for my trip to Vegas and the AEE show. If you're going to be there make sure you stop by our booth (4053e) and say hello to both me and the sexy ass Sara Jay. We'll be there all weekend.

Ty and I decided to DVR the ball dropping on New Year's Eve so we can watch it the next day when our friends arrive. Yep, that's right we'll be celebrating a day late. LOL … really, does it matter all that much? That means I'll be fast asleep NYE, but I hope you all have something fun planned. Tell me what you're doing and where you'll be.

Smooches,

Santa's Little Helper - Alexis

Tour Schedule Update

I've been working on my schedule but don't have the whole thing done yet. So I'm just posting dates from today (Dec 10) through January 31, 2010. Keep checking back for more updates.

January 6-10: Las Vegas- See me at my table at AVN.

January 14-24: Miami/Fort Lauderdale

Smooches,
Alexis

p.s. Thanks to all those who inquired about my December NYC trip, unfortunately I had to post-pone.

Cum Swapping Adventures

Get yourself something for Christmas!

I have a NEW DVD released - "Cum Swapping Adventures" with Blasian Hottie Jayla Starr and Slutty MILF Morgan Ray spitting loads of black guys cum in my mouth! Watch the trailer. Very nasty!

If you can't wait use Instant Download !!

Smooches,

Alexis

New DVD - Fuck My Mom and Me 10

My first shoot for Stoney Curtis and the folks at Legal Hardcore has been released. The setup for my scene is that I was playing online and found fuckmymommyandme.com. I knew this would be the perfect way to introduce my dirty lil' slut of a daughter Kati Summers to the jizz biz! What fun.

Smooches,
Alexis

LA Dominatrix and Some Travel MILFing

Once again time for me to play blog catch-up. November was a very hectic month with tons of travel, new cocks to meet and new young slaves to beat. It started off on the 14th when Ty and I flew to LA for him to meet with his new Dominatrix. He's always been fascinated with sexy, hot goth chicks. During our previous trip to LA he met the perfect one, Vamp Lorraine.

We checked into the hotel, got a bunch of provisions for the week, showered up and prepared for what was about to happen. I leave and do some shopping while Ty was left alone with his beautiful Vampiress. WTF? It's very twilight zone for me to be leaving my man with another woman. But hey, this is Ty's fantasy not mine so onward we go. Plus, it isn't as if I've never been left alone with men before. Right?

After about two hours I get a text they are finished and I return. The report: it was a good first meeting and he was definitely excited about having a longer session the next night as tonight was just a warm up. No real signs of a beating or biting (lol). I'm anxious to see what she has up her sleeve for tomorrows 5 hour session. She is definitley the real deal, so I have high hopes.

Sunday afternoon I shot for my Travel MILF series. Yet again another young unexpecting black dude I met on AFF. I'm sure he never expected something like this would happen to him. But there we were, him holding the camera while I sucked and slobbered all over his cock. Working it until he couldn't take it anymore (which wasn't very long lol) and then he blew a nice load of cum all over my face and mouth only to be eaten up by me. When I was done with him, I kicked him out and gave Ty a text that it was ok to come back.

While Ty was in his session at night I got to hang with the incredibly sexy and super nice Sinnamon Love. We just chilled at her place, her drinking wine, me drinking water (what can I say) and shot the shit. It was really nice just hang out with no specific agenda. Porn chicks are real people too and sometimes we just like to chill. It was great to get to know her on a more personal level.

When I went back to the hotel I didn't know quite what to expect. Ty and Lorraine came down and I drove her home. They had obviously had a great time. On the drive back Ty couldn't stop talking about what a great time he had. When we got back to the room Ty had all kind of marks all over his back, thighs, arms and chest. However … he was smiling like a Cheshire Cat and making plans for his next visit. As long as he's happy, then I'm happy. Success! He has found a new Domme and this pleases me. For those of you who have never allowed yourself to be completely controlled by another, you are definitely missing out. What an incredible mind fuck! And after all, your brain is your biggest sex organ. Ty was in a glow from his meeting for a very long time. In fact, I'd say he's still glowing. (I caught him rubbing his marked up back on the brick wall when we got home. He's a freak.)

Monday I met with an older dude (found him on AFF too) for my Travel MILF series. Well, not old he was 45, but older than what I'm used to. Anyway, I got another great BJ scene even though he had a little trouble holding the camera. So much that we had to put it on a tripod. It's not as easy as you think. Try it!

All the great footage and photos from both these Travel MILF scenes is coming soon!

Packing up and on to San Fran to shoot for Kink's new site Divine Bitches. Stay tuned for details.

Smooches,
Alexis

My first scene with Lexington Steele

My first scene I filmed with the one and only Lexington Steele has been release on DVD. Read all about my adventures with this big black monster cock in my blog entry dated September 26th.

This is one you won't on to miss. I'll be selling it in my site store shortly.

Travel MILF Tour Schedule Update

I am looking for guys to be in a Travel MILF shoot. Email me here if you're not camera shy.

If your're just looking for some private time off camera Email here.

November 14-17: Los Angeles
November 17-19: San Francisco
November 19-20: Los Angeles
January 7-10: Las Vegas
January 15-22: Miami

Still working on locations for the first half of 2010. Stay tuned.

Smooches,
Alexis

Updated Tour Schedule

Hello everyone!

I have some changes to my travel schedule ... here's the update.

Alexis Golden - Travel MILF Tour Schedule
November 10-11: Charlotte
November 14-16: LA- NEW!
November 17-18: San Francisco- NEW!
November 19: LA- NEW!
December 10-13: Fort Lauderdale- NEW!

I'll be working on my schedule for the first half of 2010 very soon. Make sure to check back for the update. I'll be adding new cities like Dallas, Vegas and Atlanta.

Smooches,
Alexis

4 States in 4 Days

Time for me to play catch up. So much going on, my apologies for falling behind in my blog updates. Let's see, let's see … where were we? Oh yes, "Four states in Four days". Saturday, October 10th I few to Atlantic City to make an appearance at The Borgata. It was my first time flying into the Atlantic City airport and I have to say I was impressed with their little operation. Not at all what I expected. The Borgata was hopping, everyone was so nice and we partied until late that night. (Sorry the photo quality is not so great, it was taken with my iPhone.)

Sunday a friend drove me to Philadelphia where I had brunch with my friends on Rittenhouse Square. It was a beautiful fall day - warm with sunshine. I didn't have much time because I was meeting a guy I found on Adult Friend Finder to shoot with for my Travel MILF series. (I do most of my dick shopping on AFF.) I always get a little nervous cause I never know how the guy will be able to perform on camera. All I have to say is … damn it's good to be me. The dude's cock was MUCH bigger in person than his photos. Super hot bod and he fucked me all sorts of good. Check this out … he convinced his boss to give him the day off because he wanted to shoot with me (cool boss huh?) He wanted to make sure is boss believed him … right he's taking the day off to shoot porn with Alexis Golden, likely story … so he asked me to do a little video clip thanking his boss for the day off. Of course I filmed it nude and he sent it to his phone. Next thing you know everyone at the job site was watching it. LOL … most excellent!

I'm always in need of a camera person when my husband doesn't travel with me. So I asked my friend if he would do it. I didn't think he'd be into it, but turns out he was excited and he did an amazing job! We grabbed a bite to eat then went back to the hotel and my cameraman friend gave me my seconding fucking of the day. Philly was a good time!

Monday, October 12th I took Amtrak to Washington DC where I continued my tour. I love the train! I had a few business meetings there (stay tuned for news on the mystery girl in the photo) and of course filmed again for my Travel MILF series. This time I was able to mark off another country on my United Nations project. My Persian Cobra had me fooled. When I first pulled down his pants I was thinking, man this dude's cock is nowhere near the size in his photo … thankfully he was a grower and not a shower. I love the feeling of a guys cock getting hard in my mouth. It's a real turn on for me. Guaranteed to make my pussy wet!

Wednesday I was back on a plane home. Absolutely exhausted and looking forward to some down time. It's always so nice to return to Ty's open arms.

Stay turned to read more on my travels to Chicago with Sara Jay.

Smooches,
Alexis

Come and See Me at Footnight

I will be making my second in person appearance at FOOTNIGHT next month. I'm very excited to see everyone again and of course, to meet new friends.

Come and join me for some private fantasy fulfillment like no other. My beautiful freshly pedicured size 8s will be sporting some super high heels for you to indulge in - or slip them off to enjoy my fragrant skin up close. You know my long toned legs will be super smooth and definitely in need of some tender care. So … mark your calendars and make your plans - there will be 6 hours of intimate foot fun and worship!

See you there …

EVENT: Los Angeles "Soles-4-Souls" Foot Night
DATE: Thursday, November 19, 2009
TIME: 7.00pm - 1.00am

Register Today!

Travel MILF Hits the Road

I'm on the road tomorrow to do a three city tour in under one week. Ty is setting me loose on my own to see what kind of trouble I can get myself in. I start in Atlantic City where I'll be doing a personal appearance at one of the major casinos (stay tuned for details). Sunday I will be in Philadelphia shooting for my site. The first shoot is with a super hot black dude I found on Adult Friend Finder (that's where I shop for the majority of my dicks). He's 34 which is a little older than what I was looking for, but damn I just couldn't pass him up with his amazing body and BBC. The second is with a dude I've shot with before and his young Russian girlfriend who wants to get into porn. He loves it when I toss his salad. LOL What a way to spend a Sunday!

Monday morning I take the train to DC where I will be shooting and meeting with fans through Wednesday. If you'd like to meet up with me along the way, please email me at Alexis@AlexisGolden.com

You know I'll be reporting in daily with a report on all my naughty behaviors, so stay tuned!

Smooches,
Alexis

Alexis Golden - Travel MILF Tour Schedule
October 10-11: Atlantic City
October 11-12: Philadelphia
October12-14: Washington, DC
October 26-31: Chicago
November 9-11: Charlotte
November 16-20: Miami/Fort Lauderdale- NEW!
December 4-11: New York City
December 15-20: San Francisco- NEW!
January 15-22: Hawaii- NEW!

Chocoholic MILFs - New DVD

This one took awhile to get released, but it's final out. I shot this sceen during AVN week 2009. You can read what happened the behind the scenes on my January 9th Blog entry - Chocolate Milk. Yes, we did use chocolate milk as a prop and I'm sure you can figure out why.

Congratulations to Sara Jay who directed the film for Black Market. I'm pretty sure this is her first DVD as a producer. Kudos to Sara Jay!!

Enjoy!


Smooches,
Alexis

Trip Details and Totals

OK here are some trip details and totals.

During our time in LA Alexis had sex scenes with 12 different men and 4 different women.

Of the men, we'll obviously put Lexington Steele and Richard Mann at the top of the list. So of the other 10 guys here is the low down:

Fattest Cock, Longest Cock and Best Tasting Cum: Jack Corvous- Penthouse Shoot. He was also the youngest co-star at age 20

Biggest Load: Pierre, from the Anilo's shoot and a POV Blow Job. He was also the oldest co-star at 58

Anal Scenes: Only 2, Johnny Castle and Richard Mann

Creampies: Only 2, same as above, both anal

Facials: 10 Facials, with every one completely eaten to the last drop

Best Stamina: Tie with Danny Mountain, Johnny Castle and TJ Cummings

Best Sex: Can't decide - Jack Corvous and Danny Mountain

Best Director: Christian

Firsts: Gave her first Hand Job ever to Deep Threat

Best Girl Girl: Tanya Tate Penthouse Shoot

Best Driver and Laundry Guy: Ty Golden

Orgasms: One, masturbation scene with Anilos

Now my totals:

Anal Sex: 1 with Creampie after Johnny Castle did his thing. Love those sloppy seconds!

Facials: 1 after Richard Mann BJ

Dick Photos Received: 4 total- 1 of Jack Corvous and 3 of Lexington Steele

Self Spanked: At least 5, but to be honest I lost count, sorry

If there are any other topics you'd like to have covered please let me know!

The Last Day and then the Trip Home

Our last day was Monday and we had a busy schedule. We had a content exchange shoot early with a black guy. It was OK, but not great. Alexis sent out the 911 to anyone else free to shoot content that day but did not get any takers. Down the lights came and the camera in the bag. That's a wrap on shooting.

With a bunch of packing to do an boxes to ship back we put our minds to that. Janet and Steve Mason joined us for an early dinner (Mexican) and we had a great time chilling a bit after. Following their departure we finished packing and went to bed.

The next day was travel day and we got were awakened extra early, 6:37 AM precisely, to the BEEP, BEEP, BEEP of the construction dudes. Since we were up and didn't have to leave until 9:30 we snuck in an extra visit to the Bagel place. We also shipped out last box from the UPS store.

Janet and Steve arrived to shuttle us to the airport and check in lines were a bitch. Alexis having big titties has it's advantages as we generally walk up to the First Class line and get by. The flight to ATL was great and we love Delta's entertainment in the headrest of the seat. I watched Star Trek and she watched The Soloist. Both get A+ ratings. The fuckwad behind me was taking quizzes all trip and was nailing the back of my seat pressing his answers. So I have whiplash from that.

Our layover in ATL was only supposed to be 75 minutes, but it didn't work out. We had a 2 hour delay on top of that for scheduled repairs. If they were scheduled, why say the flight is leaving at a certain time? Hello?
I ate Wendy's and she ate Atlanta Bread Company. When the plane did get off it was uneventful and we walked in the door of our house about Midnight to the sounds of our angry old cat, who bitched at us for leaving her behind. She doesn't really meow, it's more of a quack actually.

Travel tip: When you go coast to coast, always take a 3 mg melatonin when you go to bed upon arrival. Helps reset your body clock.

We woke up to a glorius morning. NO BEEP! Only Heron's, Frogs, Birds. We have to say after so long in LA we had forgotten the sky was BLUE. The colors were so vivid outside it was like looking at an HD TV. Here is an analogy for you. Everyone has see The Wizard of Oz. That starts off in Black and White, then goes to Color. That's how it was. Nice. And we could breath so easily and smell the outside. We could breathe the air instead of gasping for it.

Hey, we live here!

Another rant. Is it Halloween year round in LA? What the fuck? Can't the people in that city restrict dressing up like vampires and dead people to one time period a year?

Our sympathy to you people who live in an environment like that all the time. ESCAPE WHILE THERE IS STILL TIME I SAY, ESCAPE!!

Today we are unpacking and getting resettled. Eating at my favorite BBQ place is mandatory. Then tomorrow we hit the beach.

Hey, listen to Zac Brown "Toes" on YouTube. I will have "my toes in the water, ass in the sand, not a worry in the world, cold beer in my hand, life is good today, life is good today!" In fact it you don't know Zac Brown also listen to "Chicken Fried" and "Whatever it Is". For the record that's my kind of music, not Alexis'.

I will be doing one more blog update with totals of dicks, how much pussy I got and other details of the trip. Then handing things back over to the boss, Ms. Alexis Golden herself.

Awww Poop

We had a great day planned, up early and went to the Western Bagel for the last time. They are closed tomorrow and we won't have time on departure day. I will miss the Western Bagel.

Back to the apartment and watched a little football. It's very odd for a east coast person to see football games on so early. But I guess you get used to it. We were too excited to sit inside waiting for Martin and Vickie so we headed down to the pool to wait. It's fucking HOT in this valley. Plus with no breeze and concrete, this old man sought shade.

We did a picnic down by the pool with Weiler's leftovers, tasty as usual. We had hoped to start our party time at 4 PM. I know, a bit early, especially since we used to start partying at Midnight. But age takes its toll and 4 PM is now our time. Early Bird Partying, just like dinner. We do live in Florida you know, aka "God's Waiting Room".

Unfortunately our friends were held up and couldn't get here until 5, so we had to be patient. But then traffic held them up further and they didn't arrive until after 6. We rushed downstairs for big hugs but.... Awwww Poop..... No Vickie. And Martin looked like he was hit by a bus. What the? They had been bitten by the party bug from the night before. Other friends of theirs got them first and used them all up. Vickie was not feeling well and didn't come at all. Poor Alexis was crushed as she was super excited to see her.

Martin had done the noble thing and come up to visit, but he was a dead man walking and held on for only a few hours before we sent him back to get some sleep. Oh, well, like I said earlier in the blog about not getting things you want, "waddya gonna do?" Sometimes you get too excited expecting something and then you don't get it and you're sad. I'm used to being disappointed but I try to make it so Alexis is not. Nothing I could do about this one. Hopefully there will be a next time to see Martin and Vickie. But to get all the stars to align like this again is not something likely. We sadly watched a little TV and then off to bed early, which is a good thing I guess in the long run.

Anyway the plan for the final day in town is to shoot a solo content trade with Deep Threat at 11 AM. Then I will pack up the boxes, ship them home from the UPS store and have a late lunch/early dinner with Steve Mason, Janet's hubby while Alexis packs the suitcases.

We are then up bright and early to go home via the Mason Taxi Service. Janet and Steve Mason Proprietors. We won't be back to LA until next February at the earliest, so this is my next to last blog entry. I'll do one when we get back that covers the last day and the trip home. I will also give you a final tally on the number of dicks Alexis had on the trip. Plus, the number of time the Porn Chick's Hubby, aka me, got any in the 16 days. If the plane doesn't make it this will be the last blog entry.

Beep, Beep, Beep.

Content Day

After yesterday's Monster Cock Adventures, we get set to shoot content. Alexis had called her favorite Make Up Artist, the lovely Claudia, to come in and do her magic. During make up, new friends Rick and Montana Skye stopped by to take a look at the condo complex. She has done some shooting as well so google her name. We look forward to seeing them again.

Sinnamon Love made her first appearance with us and we couldn't have been more pleased. As a porn chick she is smokin' hot! As a regular woman even more wonderful. She brought all her latex wear and domme gear. Very heavy to carry in.

The first content shoot featured Sinnamon as a Domme Chick using toys on the lovely Alexis. Not satisfied with the plastic variety, Sinnamon brings in a real life toy, Richard Mann. Richard and Sinnamon proceed to put Alexis through the paces. I have to admit I've always wanted to see a black couple put it to Alexis and I throughly enjoyed this shoot. I would have preferred to watch and having 3-5 more guys would have been nice too. Hehehehe!

After using Alexis in various positions Richard popped in Alexis' mouth and Sinnamon and she shared the cum. Very, very nice!

Unfortunately Sinnamon had to leave and Richard and Alexis just started going at it in the bedroom. Which was fine with me, so I got the camera rolling to catch the action. Just to be funny Alexis compared Richard's favorite Chocolate treat to her favorite Chocolate treat. See the pictures.


It wasn't long before Alexis was calling for anal. Now as you can see, that's a BIG COCK. I wouldn't even say big, I'd say MONSTER! That's why any self respecting camera guy and husband (me) keeps there pants on during this kind of shoot. No sense causing laughter.

Well my girl hadn't had a MONSTER cock in her ass for awhile, so it was slow going at first. But once he got in there he was exploring places he hasn't been to before. Balls Deep and Alexis calling out for him to "Fuck it Like a Pussy".

And that he did, for almost an hour. Wait till you see this vid. It was AWESOME. If there are better anal scenes or girls that do anal I'm going to have to see it for proof.

Cum shot, anal creampie of course, with ATM as well. Nasty stuff.

After the shoot we went off to eat at our favorite Deli. When we got home we chatted on skype with our friends from Miami, Melva and Itzy. Melva likes to show her titties on web cam, but in person she's just a big tease. After that we were off to bed.


Next day is a pool day and visit from our friends Martin and Vickie from NY. We didn't know they were going to be in LA as the same time as us and we haven't seen them in over a year, so this will be super fun. In fact Martin had just called in on the Playboy Radio show and talked to Alexis on the phone. This is like a big bonus and we've been looking forward to seeing them since before we got here!

Day 12 in LA- Best Day Yet!

When the alarm went off at 7 AM we thought it was just the construction outside, so we didn’t bother to turn it off. It wasn’t until later we realized the mistake. Oops.

Today I take Alexis over to be impaled by Lexington Steele. This is her first shoot with him and she’s very excited. I actually knew Lex by another name 15 years ago when he was part of a swing group in NY called The Gentle Giants. Got her to Lex’s house at 8 AM and waited to hear from her. Unfortunately the reception in his house wasn’t good, so no consistent updates on what was happening. I’d just have to wait patiently like a good boy until she was done.

I was very pleased when she was done at Noon. Now that’s efficiency. A 4 hour shoot. After picking her up the dirty details of the shoot came out. After make up and hair, Lex picked out her outfit, leopard print bra and panties, with black stockings. Nice! Check out the pic. They took pretty girl pics out by the pool, then back in to start to vid shoot. Alexis was playing the maid cleaning. As you know, all maids wear garters and stockings. Lex came in and bent her over the pool table and stuck her with his massive pole. The rest is kind of a blur to Alexis as they went back and forth from his couch to the pool table. There was a lot of making out and kissing, and of course she put her patented reverse cowgirl on him. She had warned him to eat his Wheaties, and it appeared he did.



The cum shot was a great one as she was riding him regular cowgirl and as he was about to come she dismounted and he shot a load in her mouth, on her tits and all over her face. Lex is known for his nice creamy loads. Of course she cleaned it all up!

Alexis chilled with Lex awhile as I was delayed getting the “done” message. He set her up for the next shoot and Alexis was pleased with her new friend!

I dropped Alexis off at the apartment and was off to get her next foot long black dick, Richard Mann. He was shooting with Luscious Lopez, who I was happy to meet in person. We fought the 101 back in Friday afternoon traffic and I set him up in his hotel. I went back to get Alexis to take her to the hotel to blow Richard.

We haven’t seen Richard in about 2 years and he was definitely happy to see Alexis. After chatting for awhile to catch up Alexis started working on her hobby, sucking cock. She had an issue with Richard lying on his back because his cock is so long and straight. She called it “Tall” as he was on his back. Seems it hurts the neck to suck it in that position. I know Richard had missed her oral skills as he took full advantage of the situation. I think he was holding back on cumming so she would keep sucking his dick. Finally, she said the magic words, “I want to eat your cum” and that was all it took. He shot his load in her mouth, and then she spit it back out and played with it for me to see, then pushed it all back in her mouth and ate it.

I had my own problem in my pants and needed to get a bit of relief. So as soon as we got back we put the camera on the tripod to get a video blog entry. She was supposed to tell about her full day while I jerked off on her face. She didn’t get very far in the story before I made my creamy contribution. I was lightheaded and had to sit down.


Alexis went in to shower and wash the cum from 3 different men from her hair. Almost 2 FEET of Black Cock! Now that’s great day! We watched some tube and got some rest after that in preparation of the next days orgy and anal scene.

Sadly, we are getting near to our trips end. But always remember, it’s not how you start, it’s how your finish! And we hope to finish strong, especially now that we're into the part of the trip where I have my fun! Sunday’s activity is a question mark right now. We’d like to do a “practice” Travel MILF shoot in Richard’s room since he’s here. Plus we owe Johnny Castle a content shoot. Monday is for fun so I’m hoping Jack Napier, Jack Corvous or Lexington Steele (or all three!) come over for a little off camera booty to close out the trip.

If you had to pick one of those three for her close out her trip with, who would it be? Off to charge batteries.

Penthouse Day 2- Four Girls in the House!

It’s always nice when you’re awakened by Janet Mason. How many guys in the world would love to walk around in your boxer shorts with Alexis Golden and Janet Mason in your place. Life is good!

The girls were up bright and early to head to the Penthouse shoot. For the first time ever, Alexis and Janet were going to the same location, so they got to car pool. Imagine the commotion on the 101 as these two porn chickies zip by.

A tough commute led to a big day with FOUR Super Hot girls in the house. Clara G, Tanya Tate, Janet and Alexis. Wow! I’ll give the short version of the day. Hair, Make up, Wardrobe, Stills, Video. Repeat four times. Now I know I’m in the minority on this, but girl-girl sex isn’t my thing. Sorry. If you want to talk about girl girl sex then get your own blog page. Alexis will bring chicks over and they are making out and I’m turning on sports center. No shit. Strap-on’s, toys, kissing and grinding, dress up, make up. No impact. But if you like that sort of girlie thing, then you’d have loved today. I’m one that likes to see fucking and sucking. Dirty stuff. And a sexy, couples style Penthouse shoot is nice and all, but if there weren’t any cum shots...umm…I’m out. I guess the best part for me is she ended up in a hot shower scene with British Babe Tanya Tate. When I kissed Alexis when she got home she tasted a bit like Tanya, if you know what I mean. hehehe.

I’ll put up a couple of hot pics. And then talk about what’s next. That’s about 11 inches of what’s next. After a LONG wait, she’ll get a LONG one. Lexington Steele awaits. This will be her first black guy of the trip, which sucks when your site is supposed to be based on interracial sex. But better late than never. Alexis was mouthing off to Lex to “eat his wheaties” because she say’s, “I’m gonna tear you up”. Which is probably true, but she’s been fucked by a bunch of huge cocks the last 10 days, so we’ll see who wears who out. Keep your fingers crossed for some good pics of his pole in her mouth.


We’re getting into the part of the trip that is FUN FOR ME! I actually get to see and do something besides eat! After Lex fucks her, then I’m going to pick up our good friend Richard Mann. I’m going to set him up in a cheap motel and send Alexis over to suck his dick. It’s been a long time since she’s seen Richard. A nice hot BJ scene with her patented cum eating is in order to start off the festivities. I have my doubts she can suck his cock without fucking him, but we’ll see if she has the restraint to just blow him. I may just send her over by herself so she can practice her Travel MILF filming. This is when she’ll meet guys while she’s on travel fuck them and film from the tripod. Better practice with someone you know first, don’t you think?

Maybe she’ll stay there awhile and I’ll come back and get her later. Or maybe not if there is a good game on TV. But she can’t wear her pussy out as we have a big orgy coming next day with the sexy Sinnamon Love, Johnny Castle, Deep Threat and Richard. That’s a lot going on there. And after the orgy, it's just going to be her and Richard in an Anal extravaganza until the hard drive is full of footate. That's 120 gigs, so that's a LOT of Ass Fuckin'!!

Penthouse and Mall Shopping with Cum in her hair

Alexis first Penthouse shoot was really super exciting for both of us. There was just a different feel to this day. After my morning bagel we took off for the Laurel Canyon area. With an 11 AM call time we hoped to avoid traffic, but that was not the case.

Alexis was really into communicating today because it was such a cool place. I felt just like I was there all day long! Which is nice when you’re home eating Froot Loops. BTW, who knew that Froot Loops was spelled with two oo’s and not a ui? Wow! I’ve been eating Froot Loops for 51 years and never knew. Dumb azz.

The shoot location was a house decorated in a Moroccan theme. We’ll put up some live vid clips on her YouTube account later. There should have been hookah pipes on the tables.

For her pretty girl shots they used her own clothes. The photographer was excellent and the style of photos was most definitely Penthouse quality. It was excellent as they had club music playing and a great vibe in the house. Alexis did a few promos shots for Penthouse HD and also a teaser strip session. After the pretty girls pics they had a full catered lunch brought in.

Next up was getting ready for her BG sex scene. They made her up as a Middle Eastern Chick, with Jewels on her head, around her waist etc. Think “I Dream of Jeannie” with bigger titties.

She met her Co-Star and quickly found out he had a more than Premium Dick. You see she doesn’t want to be surprised on camera when she encounters a guys dick. If it’s just a regular dick and she found that out with the camera on her, then the look of disappointment would be obvious. So my girl will go over off camera and do a little personal investigating pre-shoot. To her great pleasure, she found a rock hard, fat, long cock ready to be utilized. Her co-star was a new Penthouse Contract dude with the stage name Jack Corvous. Remember him. He’s only 20, so he is exactly half Alexis’ age. Can you say “Cougar”? He was very thin, which always makes a guys cock look even larger. The estimate of cock size is 10”. This is incredible for a white guy.

She said her pussy was soaked sucking his dick off camera and she got scolded (again) by the director for working the dude over before the shoot.

The Fuck Scene had no set up. She was on the bed and up the stairs he came. He came over to the bed and sucked on her toes and feet. He loved the way she sucked his cock (who doesn’t) and when he fucked her, they went at it hard. Jack said he doesn’t encounter many girls who can take his cock and didn’t want to hurt Alexis. She said to him “hurt me with what?” hehehehe.

Jack put up the good effort and they both were sweaty messes. Penthouse is nice in that during breaks some assistant runs over with a towel and cleans Alexis off while another dude holds a fan on her.

Oh, Penthouse shoots both soft and hard core. So during the soft core shooting, they fuck like normal people, not opening up for the awkward porn style shots. Once again Alexis got in trouble while on top of Jack as she was riding his hard prick way, way after the Director yelled cut.

The cum shot was a great one. He was titty fucking her and shot a major load in her mouth and over her face. She pushed the load in her mouth, savored it, spit it out a bit, then pushed it back in and ate his cum. Alexis did her usual and after the shot continued to finish the job. I know most of the fake porn girls want the cum wiped off just as soon as they cut, but Alexis will eat all the rest of the cum, then go and suck the guys cock to squeeze out the last drops, while looking her conquest in the eyes. Just like she does in real life. And the camera is never on. The crews are amazed because they never see women that love it like she does. But that’s what they get when a shoot happens with a real swinger and real Cougar. She said he had extra tasty cum and would definitely like to fuck Jack just for fun so she can get another taste of him. I say bring him over. She is trying to score some off camera “Fuck for Fun” dick on Monday since it’s her last day in town. Volunteers?

Also, following the scene and after she cleaned up the cum and Jack’s cock, the Director comes over to a sweaty Jack laying on the bed exhausted and says, “Jack, you’ve just become a man”. Alexis said she’ll decide when he can call himself a man and that further lessons are needed!

She packed quickly and out the door to fight traffic. She had gobs of cum in her hair when she got in the car. Unfortunately she had to get to the mall to shop for some wardrobe for the next day. The 101 was blocked so we fought Ventura all the way from Sherman Oaks up to past Encino. She went into the mall to shop with the cum still in her hair. I thought it was pretty sexy actually, but then I’m a sick fuck.

The great news is she took a cock pic!! I am very excited and it is Christmas for me!! Since I promised you yesterday the Byron Long pic from a previous shoot I am putting up two pics. The white one is Jack, the black one is Byron. Duh. And yes that pic of Byron is REAL. And yes she took it balls deep in her ass.

Off to bed early, Janet will be here to pick her up at 7 AM for another Penthouse/Danni.com Shoot. I think they are in a scene together. I don’t think they know what they’re in for with both Alexis and Janet on the same set. Two real Cougars? OMG!

Day 9- Cougars in Heat

Alexis was excited about this days shoot. It was with one of her favorites, Cougars in Heat. Not only are they cool people to shoot with, but she is in her true element. As you know, my woman is a real life Cougar/Swinger/MILF, so no acting will be involved.

Call time was 10 AM. But as you know by now there is no sleeping in where we are staying. In fact I was up at 3 AM as a huge water tanker came to the construction site and they loaded up the smaller water trucks that spray down the dust.

We arrived on time, as we always do, and went inside the shoot house. Our pal Bobby Gonzalez was there. He comes up from San Diego to shoot for his Cougars site. Same camera guys as last time, so my woman was very happy. I visited with Bobby for awhile then back to the apartment.

I got a text from Richard Mann, saying he wanted to come to LA for the weekend. He is of 11 inch black cock fame. We are in dire need of web site content and Alexis really gets off on his dick, so I hooked him up with travel and now we have a sex filled Saturday and Sunday to look forward to.

Now get this. Alexis will be shooting with Lexington Steele on Friday morning. Then Jack Napier is penciled in for a little afternoon delight. That one is not on camera, they just like fucking each other. Fucking for Fun. Or, FFF as we like to call it. Then Richard comes in on Saturday. That’s a LOT of meat. More like tunneling with those poles. You know what, she’ll want more. No kidding. That’s my girl!

They had two girls in front of Alexis at the shoot house, so things got backed up a bit. She got to visit with TJ Cummings again from Sunday’s shoot. And she waited for Johnny Castle to show up as well. He would be her co star.

While this was going on I went to Jerry’s Famous Deli on Ventura. Not too bad, but not nearly as good as Weiler’s. Plus it’s really over priced.

Eventually they did start her shoot and she burned it up! She can do reverse cowgirl like no other. In fact, I think they should name the position after her. She told me she’d be done at 5:00, so I left about 5:45. When I pulled up to the house I could hear those sounds. I parked and walked down the street to see just how far I could hear her fucking. It was a LONG way. And the house directly across the street had full sound effects. Funny!

I sent a text to my friend Bobby and he let me in. I watched the final part but couldn’t really see the cum shot as Johnny’s ass was in my way. We got out about 7 PM, which was the longest day she’s ever had on set, including features. Unfortunately we had to cancel our content shoot, so we’re are really striking out with that area this trip.

Pictures?? Sorry boys, got nothing. But to keep you happy, I will present some re-runs. Pictures she took at other shoots for me to enjoy. The one above she took during a break in shooting with young boy toy Rocco Reed. He ultimately fucked her ass. Next update I have a hot one with HUGE Byron Long. I’m liking the re-run schedule.

One of the major negatives of a day long shoot is that when she gets home she is bushed. I was a bit frisky and was waving a boner around at her head while she was on the couch but I didn’t get a taker. Maybe if I turned on a bright light? Maybe that would work. Nah.... So I put her to bed, watched some sports center and ate anything resembling chocolate. I’m too lazy to jack off, so I’ll let it accumulate. It should be a big one when I let it go, it’s been over a week.

Next up. Penthouse. Those types of companies have snacks. Maybe even cupcakes! She can fill up her purse for me. The bad news is that it will be a really long day again as the shoot is near downtown LA. Actually she shoots for Penthouse two days in a row, so she’ll be out on her feet by the time I get her back home both days.

Hmmm….. Let’s figure this out sex wise. Friday/Saturday/Sunday is the Lexington Steele, Jack Napier and Richard Mann period. I would jump in the fray with Jack and/or Richard since those aren’t pro shoots, but I don’t want to whip out my standard issue wing wang when there are foot long dongs in the house. Know what I mean? So I figure my best chance at popping my next load looks like Monday. Unless the big boys wreck her goods and put her out of order. A distinct possibility.

Thus the dilemma faced by Porn Chick’s Husband’s worldwide. What to do. What to do.

Is it wrong to jerk off on a sleeping woman’s face? What’s your vote?

LTPCH- Day 8- Bad BBQ

Alexis call time was 1:00 PM, so we had hoped to sleep in. Unfortunately the perpetual alarm clock starts at 7 AM every day and goes off non-stop for 12 hours. beep, beep, beep. I’m starting to get a little postal and the lack of sleep is taking its toll.

She went for a go-see prior to the shoot and the guy definitely wants to book her next trip out. Headed over to the shoot, which is for Lethal Hardcore and the “Fuck my Mom and Me” Series. Her co-stars were Katie Summers and Mario Rossini. Unlike the day before, the shoot was very, very professional. She got to chat with Stoney Curtis, who runs Lethal. The whole process went very well and she had a great time. It helped that Mario had a premium sized cock. The girls could not touch each other during the shoot, so it was a bit awkward. The cum shot was over both girls faces.

While the shoot was going on I made the mistake of going to an alleged BBQ place on Topanga Canyon. What was I thinking? I had to throw most of it away and the rest left me quite rapidly when I got back to the apartment. When you are from the south, you don’t eat BBQ in California.

Sorry, no sex pics from this shoot to share again. You’ll have to be like me and use your imagination. That makes 0 for LA on sex shoot pics for us to see. For old times sake I put up a pic from an earlier pro shoot Alexis did with Billy Glide. Nice one!

NOTE: I’m going to have to renege on my earlier promise to provide a photo “Cock Gallery”. Which was supposed to be pics of all the cocks Alexis was with during this trip, preferably in her mouth. I got no pics. I could get the police sketch artist to come up with a drawing or something, but I don’t think it would have the same effect.

Alexis and I sat in the hot tub a bit, and then went over to the mall to grab a salad in the food court. Back to the apartment and called it a night. No excitement.

She shoots for Cougars in Heat next with a 10 AM call time. Funny it’s at the same house she went to for the go-see. Her co-star is Johnny Castle. The good news is I do have pics of his cock in her mouth I can put up. I took those myself at an earlier shoot.

Is it Festivus Already?

As you Seinfeld fans know, Festivus is a time when one can air grievances. So here is some dirty laundry.

The “Life and Times of a Porn Chicks Hubby” returns with a report on a fucked up day. This may not be the most cheerful update but I tell it like it is people. So here goes.

Yes, people shoot porn on the Sabbath.

Alexis had a 10:30 AM call time for her Sunday shoot. That’s kind of late, so I guess the other people had to go to church first. The shoot was going to be a long one with a POV- BJ, Regular Sex Scene and 4 solo masturbation scenes. It was in a cool part of town, Bel Air. I looked for Will Smith to no avail. The location was nice, but the house was fucking cheesy as shit. Time warp to the 70’s. Shag carpet? Plus the owner had out on display pictures of his kids. I don’t want to see pictures of kids during a porn shoot. And beside that the kids were ugly.

The crew was nice, but the Director was a fucking skeeve ass scumball. The kind of fuck wad that gives porn a bad name. If I punched him in the face my hand would just slide off as he was such a greasy slime ass. He tried to add fucking to the POV BJ scene and add another BG photo shoot to an already long list. Plus he made himself talent for the POV, which was a joke as he was a scraggly ugly fucking old guy. We should have walked out. What a shit head. Alexis isn’t going to fall for such bullshit from anyone, but I pity a younger girl just off the bus who wouldn’t know any better and who would just do it. I’d like to send some of my NY friends, Vito and Tony to visit this prick. He’d be limping for quite some time.

OK here is a reality check for you. You think being a Porn Chick’s Hubby is all dirty pictures, vids, fucking and blowjobs? Sometimes absolutely, but other times you knock around the apartment with nothing to do and no idea about what’s going on, and anxiety sets in. Especially when you are on travel, you are alone and don’t know anyone. There are only so many bagels and hamburgers you can eat, or movies you can watch. I must admit I’m a bit stir crazy after being left out of most everything this past week.

You have to understand I don’t get to see jack shit from the shoots she does. The only way a Porn Chick’s Hubby is included is if she is kind enough to make it a priority to take some pictures/vid clips or send text messages. Basically, it’s keeping in touch with you while you’re alone, your lifeline as it were. Otherwise, you’re on your own Bubba. Then when she comes homes she can talk dirty about the stuff she did so the hubby can enjoy the activities as well. Create a mental image in your head to share with you what happened and to go along with her pics. If she doesn’t do it, then, well…you’re definitely as shit out of luck as one can get.

Unfortunately Alexis has been too busy all week to take any pics for me and as a result, I don’t have squat to look at from the shoots so far. Nothing to share on the blog with you either, so you lose out just like me, so hahaha yourself. Being a Porn Chick’s Hubby means being dead last on the priority list ….and it sucks for me. I can’t adequately convey how disappointing it is not to get one single picture of a dick in her mouth after over 19 hours on set over three days. Not one. I mean I know she loves to fool around off camera, so there was the opportunity. And one pic takes what, 3 seconds? But there isn’t anything I can do about it but remind her and whine. So waaa, waaa, waaa, waaa!

With no pictures/vids all week and no nasty text messages, I just stuff myself with food until I’m sick, combat Porn Chick’s Hubby anxiety (defined by my therapist as PCHA) and hope she comes home with something for me to enjoy. I wish I liked alcohol, but I can’t spare the brain cells. (NOTE: She did bring home a T Shirt for me from San Diego.)

I wandered around the apartment waiting to hear from her to check in and that things were OK. She finally sent a text after 5 hours saying things were boring and that the director was a skeevy slime. I waited another 2 hours and left to pick her up, since I wasn’t doing anything productive anyway. I think I need a cat or something here to have something to interact with while waiting for her to communicate with me. Or maybe have that dominatrix chick come over and beat my ass. Do you guys have any kill time ideas?

She was supposed to be done shooting at 6 PM but Mr. Douche Bag Director wasn’t finished. He said no more than 7 hours for the shoot and I returned in 8 hours. Still shooting? WTF? So I had to wait and wait and wait for them to finish. I was getting more angry by the minute. I didn’t get any sex pics to enjoy and calm the nerves of the savage beast, and then on top of that, had to wait. After they finally finished the scene, he hadn’t even done the required paperwork. What an incompetent dumb fuck.

The one good thing of the day is that she was shooting with TJ Cummings, who she had great chemistry with. I’m pretty sure we’ll be meeting with him again as he promised to hook her up with some big black dick as well. I’ll keep my fingers crossed and perhaps there will be some pics of that I can enjoy.

We stopped to eat on the way back and Alexis said she wanted to suck my dick when we got home. Yes! I’m done! Let’s go! Oh, we hadn’t got the food yet.

As another days highlight, we were verbally abused by a loitering weirdo trying to beg something. I started out as “Sir” but quickly became “Asshole”. Probably the shitface Directors brother or something. It wasn’t his mother, as she was hooking on the corner. And the food sucked too. Went to the Rite-Aid and scored some M&M’s, which never let me down. Always tasty.

By the time we got back home Alexis was too tired to fuck/suck/talk dirty. Oh well, missed my chance. She fell asleep on the couch and I put her to bed. I was going to rub one out alone but was too pissed about everything so I just said fuck it, took a nice fat double dose of hydrocodone and vegged out on the couch, pretending it was a great day.

Net result for my day: 1 Bagel, 1 Lousy Hamburger, Anxiety, 1 Verbal Assault, 0 Pictures. I think I’m just going to take the camera out of her bag when she goes on shoots from now on. That way I’m not so depressed when I don’t get anything.

I’m pretty sure no one feels sorry for me about being left out, other than myself, but waddya gonna do?

Big Question: If you were a PCH, what would you want your PC to do for you during and after shoots?

I do have my tissues set out already in case I decide to jack off tomorrow after she falls asleep. I’ll let you know.

That’s the Porn Chick’s Husband’s glamorous report. Sorry to burst anyone’s bubble, but the Wine and Roses were definitely absent today.

Deep Tissue Massage

I'm giving Ty the day off from his blog entries. I want to tell you about our day yesterday since I did not shoot. We got up bright and early thanks to the dedicated construction fuck wads next door. To the gym for some cardio then off to my deep tissue massage at a place called Massage Envy in Encino. It was just the ticket as my hips were a bit sore from the fucking during the week. 90 minutes flew by in an instant. If there are any massage people out there who want to rub a porn chick, hit me up. I could use another pronto.

We went back to the apartment and on the way found an AWESOME jewish deli. Weiler's on Victory. Hey, I'm from NY and I know jewish deli's. I could hear the subway. Oh, you know how George Carlin described the difference between LA and NY? LA is a small woman saying "fuck me". NY is a large man saying "FUCK YOU".

As we were getting ready for our site content shoot with Diamond Foxx, she had to cancel last minute and we didn't have a replacement. To make good use of our time, we then decided to take some Freeones photos and vid, which is the top pic in this update.

After that we just answered email and such. I have shoots 7 days in a row, concluding with Lexington Steele in my ass, so a little R&R probably isn't too bad a thing. Plus, I was bushed from my 20 hour day trip to San Diego.

We call up our best pals Janet and Steve Mason and went to BJ's for dinner. We always cause a commotion when we go places together and this was no exception.

Back home and watched a little college football. Looked for friends from the city that may be on Cops. Then off to bed. I have a 10:30 AM call time to shoot for Anilos.

Smooches!

Trip to San Diego- meet Alexis Texas

After getting in late from Footnight it was early to bed because we had to get up at 4:45 am to catch the train to San Diego. I hate the alarm. I don't even have one at home. The drive in rush hour morning traffic was another fun experience. The only traffic on our island involves sea turtles. Union Station was cool. Not as ornate as east coast train terminals but nice. A good number of odd folks there, talking to themselves, etc. Or maybe they had on a headset, who knows.

I was envious of Alexis heading to San Diego. I LOVE TRAINS! She could film the whole train trip and I'd just watch that and love it. I hope she remembers to do her video blog.

She got to San Diego and was picked up by the Naughty America chick Emma. Back in the offices it was very busy, with Alexis Texas, Brooke Haven and my Alexis sharing one space. Check out the pic of the girls. My Alexis is almost twice their age. Now you tell me boys, who loves the MILF's and Cougars of the world who can be smokin' hot over 40? If I'm walking by those 3 chicks and I don't know any of them, I'm going for Alexis Golden. And who would you go for?

The plan for the day is she does an interview, then 3 web shows throughout the day.

Alexis did an interview with super hot Lauren, an NA celebrity. She also came in with Alexis Texas and did an Alexis Double Team on Lauren for fun. I've always wanted an All Alexis event to see who'd be the last Alexis standing. But hell, we all know that answer anyway.

Her first web cam show was Naughty MILF. That could be any day at any time, because Alexis is a REAL Naughty MILF, not a bull shit pretend chick. You guys know the difference. I hope you do anyway. You do realize just because they print MILF on the box doesn't make the chicks real MILF's. You do realize that? Right?

While she was doing her thing in SD, I was eating hamburgers and watching movies. Steve and Janet Mason came by. I sat and talked with my buddy Steve for about an hour. I told him all the crazy stuff that went on at Footnight. He told me about having Anal Sex with Janet. He wins!

I went back to Topz, the healthy hamburger place. Then went to see Inglorious Basterds. I usually fall asleep when I see Brad Pitt, but I have to say her was excellent in his role. Put that on your must see list, but you may want to wait until it comes out on DVD. It's LONG and I pee a lot.

I didn't really hear from her much during the day, so my perv mind was rooting for some sort of sexual escapade she'd surprise me with on camera when she got home. Fingers crossed.

She had a break between shows and they did stills for all her shoots. Time flew right by and next thing you know her Naught Teacher show is on. This was a GREAT show. She found a book on Greek on the desk. Alexis is an Anal expert and the lesson revolved around Anal. I hope you watched. Or at least watched until you squirted.

The final show was Live Gym cam. Since Alexis has done Personal Training this show rocked as well.

She left right after the last show and caught an earlier train back to LA. We got home late and went right to bed. Since she's been working so hard I have arranged for her to get a 90 minute deep tissue massage on Saturday. I haven't been doing anything, so I will sit home and watch some college football.

She is trying to arrange a GG and BGG shoot with Diamond Foxx for Saturday afternoon. Problems getting dicks to shoot with. Who would ever think it would be an issue getting guys to come fuck Alexis Golden and Diamond Foxx. Check in tomorrow to see how it goes.

Three for Thursday and I may be in Trouble

Three Events on Thursday made for a very busy day.

An 8 AM call time took Alexis to a Naughty America shoot with Yesenia as director. Everyone was absolutely super and things were going well during pretty girl pics. Unfortunately the male talent showed up 2 hours late. When you do this it screws everything up for everyone there. Then he had wood issues so more troubles. The good news is she was the first shoot of the day. The poor people shooting after Alexis were all stacked up out the door. The male talent was a 20 year old kid. Wouldn't you think he'd show up on time to get a chance at Alexis and have a big boner ready to go? Shouldn't someone have called him to make sure he knew the call time? So instead of getting out at Noon we didn't get out until 2:00. WTF? Her shoot the day before with Christian was one of her best ever. This day, not so much.

After that fiasco, we flew back to the apartment to get ready to fight traffic for her Playboy Radio interview. We had the misfortune of having to drive on the 101 during rush hour. I pity the people who have to do that regularly. I kept singing the Speed Racer theme song in my head.

Got to Playboy Radio and went to the Green Room. Then she was on the air with Porn Legends Christy Canyon and Nicki Hunter. Question: Wouldn't you think a porn chick would avoid the name "Canyon" at all costs?

I'm told the interview was WILD! I didn't hear it though because I was hungry and left the Playboy place and went to a great greasy chicken place called Dinah's. They claim to have Southern Style Chicken. Umm....that's a big NO. Their sides were good though. Pineapple Cole Slaw, Bean Salad, Apple Butter.

Alexis got to talk about her series, Travel MILF, Double Digit Dicks, Fuck it Like a Pussy, etc. She got some good calls too, so thank you.

I finished eating, picked her up with greasy hands and back on that fucking 101 down to our first Footnight party, presented by Steve Savage. Our pals Janet and Steve are the Foot Fetish people and have been trying to get us to go for years. It never worked out until last night, but Janet and Steve couldn't make it, so Alexis ventured in alone. I wasn't quite sure if I was supposed to come along but I was not going to drive all the way back to the condo, so in I went.

It was about 30 seconds before guys came up and started asking her for sessions. Her first was a double team, two guys on her feet. Guess what? She LOVED it! Guys were lining up to see her. Plus, several site members came specifically to see Alexis. Everyone was SUPER nice and we will definitely be back. One guy did a "corn on the cob" thing on her feet. Very talented I must admit. I just sat and watched. I do have to say most of what I experienced this night was a first.

Oh, now why I may be in trouble. While I was sitting and waiting on a hard ass bench I was watching people come in. As usual I was bored as shit. I don't drink and had nothing to alter me and make the evening more enjoyable. The night changed when in walked a stunning beauty that made me perk up and take notice. Stunning does not even suffice actually. As you know I have specific tastes in what I look for in women (other than Alexis). Of course I never find it, but I can still look and talk about it. This lady was absolutely to a T the woman I have described as my dream vamp girl for the last oh so many years. She was dressed in all black, straight dark hair parted in the middle, white skin, awesome full lips, piercing eyes, and the shoes, crazy hot. I had to assume she was a Domme.

Now I have made some pretty bold statements to Alexis as to what I'd let the right Domme do to me , thinking we'd never find her, and they were all running through my head as I watched this perfect woman walk the room. I took a quick walk around to look at her more closely and she was fucking perfect. I then went and sat down and kept my eyes averted and hoped Alexis didn't see her. As I tried to be invisible, I actually felt her come by. No shit. Then a sultry voice whispered in my ear, "how are you tonite?" I turned and there she was. I'm pretty sure I sounded like an idiot and told her I was just waiting for Alexis or something inane. Keep in mind I am with dozens and dozens of super hot porn chicks all the time doing the craziest shit and I don't even watch. Now this woman that jumped out of my head sits beside me and I am suddenly retarded.

She asked if I wanted to do a foot session with her, but outside of playing "This Little Piggy" I wouldn't know what to do with her feet. Now if she wanted to beat my ass, then I'd be VERY interested. Just then Alexis came over and chatted with her and exchanged cards. Yes, she is a Domme. And yes, that means I am most definitely in trouble. To top everything off she's fucking smart. In just a few minutes she talked about travel, fashion, literature and photography. At my age, I think a smart chick is just as big a turn on (if not more) as being hot.

As we left the show Alexis said in her all knowing voice, "She's the one". I kept quiet. We'll give it a month and see what happens. Maybe Alexis will forget, but if you saw the look in her eye I kind of doubt it.

We left Footnight early and had a leisurely scenic drive on the freeway (not) for her to get ready for her train trip to San Diego early morning. She's going to be on with Alexis Texas and Brooke Haven.

That's it. I'm stilling waiting for some Bagel input. Ty over and out.